Yueyue said, "No, no, no, I'm just a girl who's been alienated. Please pay me by the hour, give me the money, and then feel cuckolded in your heart."
"Fine, I'll give you the money now. It's a true Schrodinger-esque feeling of cuckoldry."
Wang Hao kept a straight face as he pulled out two stickers, wrote "Just this" on them, and stuck them on his own face.
What could he say? He was convinced!
Today's experience was truly unique.
But for the sake of pride, he definitely wouldn't admit it in his own words.
And, he wouldn't pay!
He was prepared to freeload.
The girl laughed, peeled off the two labels from his face, and treasured them like rare collectibles, "Since you're so stubborn, I'll just take the money then. How about I join you for dinner, and remember to drop me home, okay?"
They found a Chinese restaurant, and Yueyue continued the performance.
