MC would probably not be a good person, like for example raping Petunia, etc etc.
Cutting across the park on my way back from the pizza place with a large pie, for me and my daughter for dinner as this is one of my rare weekends with her, when I feel an intense, sharp, burning hot pain in my chest and hear the sound of a gunshot echoing throughout the park.
'I'm sorry Sophia…I was a pretty shit father.' I think as I start choking on my own blood my vision fills with spots, I start to feel weightless as an encroaching darkness starts at the corners of my eyes.
[Hello, This is an automated message for policy holder number: #68-580-03207221996, Your life has ended, but thankfully you purchased a Death Insurance policy through Isekai Insurance Corporation (Isekai Insurance Corp, has no affiliation with Truck-kun, nor Truck-Kun industries.) and you have been approved for for a new life in the world of Harry Potter.]
'Cool, I've always wanted to be a wizard!' I think happy at what has been chosen for me without fully thinking it over.
[Your policy comes with a one time per death roll of our randomly generated boon system, that will generate up to six boons these books can either be abilities, items, or even physiologies, your boons will be listed below:
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- Plus/Minus: add or subtract 1cm to anything (up to 3 times per day, to target just imagine the target, you want to increase or decrease .)
-Spacial Magic: You have to see where you want to open the portal to or to have seen where you want to open a portal to, either through a video, picture, memory, map or documentary, someday may grow beyond this limit. (Finral, Black Clover)
-Twins Of Shadow
Create a copy of yourself that has all your physical and mental stats, follows your commands faithfully and without question without regard for it's own personal safety, All knowledge and experience your copy attains is transferred to you, such as memories and workout gains, negative side effects are not transferred, When copy is destroyed, a new one can be summoned again after 24 hours has passed, if you desummon the clone away you can resummon the clone instantly, clone can use all of your abilities/powers, (Note, you can inhabit both bodies at once but the influx of doubled sensations can be overwhelming, can mentally communicate with clone, can take over clone's body.)
-Finger Guns:
By making finger guns and saying or thinking "bang" you shoot bullets of the following types: Invisible energy bullets, with the stopping power of a 44. Magnum. Knockout bullets that not only knock out people, animals but also electronics. ("You feeling lucky, Punk? Yeah, go ahead make my day!")
-Inventory: An inventory of 12 slots, (Think of Minecraft quick bar.) can store living beings, can store intangible things such as ghosts or spirits, no size limit on things stored, can not store yourself, Items stored inside will be frozen in time, items withdrawn from your inventory will appear in your hand or in front of you within a meter and on the ground.
Case of Magical Potions. These are some unique potions, some effects only last for 12 hours and some only work just once per twenty four hours. The potions vials will refill themselves after 24 Hs of being drunk. If the potion vials are lost/stolen they will reappear in their case the next time you wake up, the potions can only be drunk by you and those with your permission.
Wealth Potion: When you drink this potion you will receive $1,000 of any currency you desire, the money will be completely legal, tax free and adjusted for inflation, the money can either appear in either a wallet, bank account, pocket, or purse of your desire, upon drinking the potion. (One daily use)
Fortune Potion: When you drink this potion you will receive a Luck Boost, you will win more often in games of chance, from poker to slot machines, your winnings will almost always outstrip what you paid in by a significant margin. This will also affect your daily life: you will naturally avoid danger, become a magnet for opportunity, and just have fortunate coincidences.(Last for 12HS)
Intelligence Potion: When you drink this potion you will receive an IQ of 250 and have expanded Brainpower and Memory. (Last for 12HS)
Strength Potion: When you drink this potion you will receive a boost in your Strength by 200%, have incredible dexterity and hand-eye coordination and have incredible stamina and endurance.(Last for 12 Hs)
Invisibility Potion: When you drink this potion your body and clothes will be completely invisible and indetectable by any means, can't be detected by smell, thermal vision, sound, etc.(Last for 12HS)
Speed Potion: When you drink this potion you will be able to run 200% faster, with stamina and reaction time to match up. (Last for 12 Hs)
Size Potion: When you drink this potion it will allow you to consciously change size, from 6 inches (15.24 Cm) to 10 Feet (304.8 Cm)in height at will. The rest of the body and clothes adjust proportionally to the new height.(Last for 12 Hs)
Nullifying Potion: Nullifies, Potions, curses and poisons/venoms, drugs, alcohol, etc etc. (One Daily Use)
Healing Potion: When you drink this potion all bodily ailments will be cured (but no mental ones). It will defeat cancer, reform malformed or lost limbs, close wounds, purge Aids, and more. It will not reverse or affect aging. (One Daily Use)
Mental Health Potion: when you drink this potion all mental ailments/problems will be cured, schizophrenia, depression, delutions, etc this will get rid of it. This will not affect your personality beyond a serious problem. (One Daily Use)
Teleportation Potion: By drinking this potion you will be able to teleport once. You may be able to teleport to any spot you've seen with your eyes, on a map or in pictures. (One Daily Use)
Love Potion: The next person you touch after you drink this potion will fall madly in love with you and will be absolutely loyal to you and your ideals. You can dispel this adoration at will. Alternatively, you can make the person, unsatiable, submissive/dominant (your choice) lust for you. (Effects Permanent, Unless dispelled, One Daily Use)
All potions will be contained inside of an apothecary bag that can be summoned to you at will.
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'The Finger Guns thing seems kinda pointless…but I guess if I lose my wand or need to protect myself without using magic it might come in handy.' I think and the holohr6 screen disappears leaving me in total darkness, suddenly I feel this burning sensation coming from my forehead, just above my right eye, out of nowhere a light turns on.
Waking me up…I find that I'm laying on a bed in a cupboard under a set of stairs, 'Oh fuck me, that holographic screen said in the world of Harry Potter, not as Harry Potter!' I groan in my mind as a doorway in the back of my mind opens up and the memories of one Harry James Potter, they aren't very pleasant, kid is worked to the bone, improperly fed, clothed and doesn't get the medical care he should, added onto that, his uncle and aunt seem to enjoy taking the belt to him, and his cousin fat lard ass that he is loves pounding on poor Harry teasing him about his dead parents beating him up at school stealing his lunch.
There are a few differences from the movies, and since I haven't read the books I can't attest to the differences, for example Harry is currently 13 and has yet to receive a letter to Hogwarts though he has exhibited multiple displays of accidental magic apparating onto the school roof to get away from Dudley and his gang of hyenas for example, another thing is Petunia is not ugly, she is not Giraffe necked though she does like to keep her nose up in the air like some high class woman, and spy on her neighbors, from my memories there is a striking resemblance between Margot Robbie…yes the moviestar…and Aunt Petunia, is striking.
Another thing is the technology level is whacky: it's a mix of early two thousands, and early nineteen nineties.
But those are the major things easily noticeable by me now synched with…Harry's memories… 'Oh my fucking God, Harry committed suicide, my fucking childhood is ruined!' I express in my head, 'Not that it was all that great to begin with but still…' My thoughts are interrupted by a woman's voice, Aunt Petunia's to be specific.
"Up! Get up!" There's almost an angriness to her voice as she starts aggressively knocking on my "bedroom" door, I hear the sound of the metal bolt, that locks me in my room every night or when ever the adult Dursley's are sick of me and want to punish me without being physical, sliding harshly into its sheath.
"Now!" Petunia shouts as she smacks the door to my "bedroom" walking into the kitchen.
Groaning in annoyance I reach up above me and grab the little chain that I use to turn on and off my "bedroom" light that unprotectedly hangs above me, 'Wow, Harry's eyesight is really distorted/blurry, like I can tell the light bulb is a light bulb…but…yeah..' I think as I lean my body towards the wall opposite of the door and extend my right arm to grab my glasses but pause in doing so.
'Harry's memories really synched up with my own…it's like I've always been Harry.' I think but stop myself from grabbing the iconic glasses that have tape on the bridge. They were broken by Dudley one day because Dudley didn't like Harry…me having anything nice.
'I wonder…the healing potion.' I think and then close my eyes and imagine my apothecary bag containing my potions inside of it to appear in my lap.
And bam I feel a slight weight suddenly resting on my lap, just as I'm about to thumb the latch open, I can hear the floorboards of the second floor creak and groan from Dudley's weight.
Dudley starts running down the stairs above the closet, 'Oh great, is my whole life going to be a reenactment of the movies?' I wonder as Dudley stops half-way down the steps and goes back up them, and proceeds to jump the staircase, making dust rain down onto me.
"Wake up, Potter! We're going to the zoo!" Dudley shouts while laughing, as I choke on the dust, Dudley having had his fun rushes the rest of the way down the stairs, just as I'm pushing open the door to breath in some fresh air.
Dudley pushes me back into the closet on his way into the kitchen, 'That little fat fucker, I'm going to go to a raw sewage treatment plant, just so I can open a portal and drop him into a vat, full of human excrement.' I think deviously while my lips twitch into a smile of disgusted amusement at that mental image.
"Oh, here he comes, the birthday boy!" I nearly barf at Petunia's cooing voice.
"Happy birthday, son." I hear Vernon greeting his son, jovially, opening the potions case which I luckily held onto when Dudley pushed me back into the closet.
I struggle for a second searching through the potions, none of the potion bottles…vials are uniform in size or shape, other than being somewhat cylindrical with a cork stopper, and a raised label almost reminding me of braille lettering.
After maybe thirty seconds of searching I find what I believe to be the health potion as it has a cross with a heart superimposed over it and the liquid is fresh blood red.
Removing the cork stopper I down the standard shot glass volume of liquid, the taste is most indescribable but it's pleasant.
I can hear Petunia and Dudley giggling together in the kitchen and my eyesight becomes crystal clear.
'Oh…yeah baby can make a killing with just this healing potion.' I think and as I'm about to make my way out of the closet and into the kitchen, I stop, 'If I have to deal with these people…I'm gonna fucking snap and do something…' I think and step back into the closet stepping on the pant legs of my at least three sizes too big pants, nearly tripping and falling backwards.
My shirt sleeves hang three or four inches below my wrists…Dudley's outgrown clothes, of course, 'Gonna need to buy some clothes that actually fit.' I think while I will my clone into being there's a sensation near my abdomen, and I feel something ethereal leaving me, in front of me in the entirely too cramped space underneath the stair, a second me appears, I look a lot like Daniel Radcliffe but with GREEN eyes like Lily's.
"Hey bro." My clone smiles and waves to me.
"Woah, that's a little creepy, but hey bro…I need you to, go out there and pretend to be the meek cowed Harry Potter the world knows and loves." I tell my clone who nods and gives me two thumbs up.
"You got it bro." My clone says and his whole body language changes as he leaves the cupboard.
I can hear Petunia greeting my clone unpleasantly, "Oh, it's you. Why don't you…just cook…the breakfast, and try not to burn anything." Petunia finishes forcing a spatula into my clone's hand and pushing him in front of the stove.
"Yes, Aunt Petunia." The meek subservient sound of my voice makes my stomach twist.