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Chapter 249 - Chapter 249: Certainly No Elf On The Shelf!: Welcome To Frieren, Beyond Journey's End! (Part 1)

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"

Date: Sometime In The Year 6243

And so, getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand...

"So Bluebell, if you or any of your allies present could..." Lina had now proceeded to attempt to try and say to Angel Bluebell. But unfortunately, someone else had now proceeded to cut Lina Inverse off midway through her asking Angel Bluebell this very same question. And as with regard to who it was that had chosen to go and do this? Well...

"How dare you proceed to drag me here with that blade of yours you witch!" Father had now proceeded to roar over to Lina Inverse with quite angrily. Which not surprisingly, was due to Lina Inverse, having used her Ragna Blade, to pull Father into this timeline, from over in the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood timeline.

And then...

"Excuse you Father, but I'm a sorceress, not a witch! So I would suggest that you get your facts straight, before you decide to try and speak up again! Am I right viewers, or am I right?" Lina Inverse had now proceeded to say back over to Father with in response. Which during this, Lina Inverse, had also proceeded to glance slightly over to her right, in order for her to temporarily address the viewers, in one of her own fourth wall breaks.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"She has got a point there viewers. Which in case you were wondering, was yet another indirect reference to a scene from a certain movie, that I dare not mention. But, as a way to 'skirt the boundary' of this so too speak. I'll just say that it was in the scene, that was played by the highly regarded Patrick Warburton. So viewers, do you know which one it is now? As this is the way that I am able to explain what it is, while also not directly explaining what it is. It really does help viewers, you should try using it in your fics sometime....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers all say, that we get right back into the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now, getting back to the current situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand...

"Enough of your petty childishness you foolish little girl! Time to send you all to the grave! Sloth, dispose of these piles of human trash!" Father now proceeded to quite angrily yell out over to Sloth with. To which after Sloth had then gone and proceeded to use one of his incredibly bulky arms, to go and attempt to use to try and backhand Saber away from him. But thankfully, Saber was able to land back onto her feet again, and also more importantly, she had managed to do so while ending up completely unharmed.

And then...

"No Father! As you will soon see that it is in fact YOU, who is the only real fool in this fight! Now then minna, let us now show this clown just how outclassed and out of his league both he and his grunt of a Homunculus truly are! When being compared to those like us of the Four Aces Alliance!" Keiko had now proceeded to yell out. Which during this very same statement of hers, Keiko had also proceeded to discharge quite a bit of electricity. And Misaka had also proceeded to do so alongside her.

And also, while still not surprisingly at all in even the slightest bit. As Angel Bluebell proceeded to then bring her Saint Sword Of Bluebell back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. A good portion of us all, then proceeded to launch each of our respective attacks towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Grenade...Critical! Heart...Impact!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up her Saint Revolver, and then proceeded to fire the energy shot from the barrel of the Saint Revolver. As it then made its way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification~!" Angel Bluebell then exclaimed. And once the blade of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell proceeded to glow its all too familiar light blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As Angel Bluebell also proceeded to fire the all too familiar blast of light blue energy from her Saint Sword Of Bluebell towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Twin Swords appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to swing both of them in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Sloth and Father.

"Mercury...Aqua...Rhapsody!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Mars...Flame...Sniper!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Venus...Love Me...Chain!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

And yet also shockingly...

"Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber!" Tuxedo Mask had now also proceeded to exclaim as well out of seemingly nowhere. Which since Angel Bluebell had absolutely not idea that he had this attack, this wound up catching Angel Bluebell off guard for roughly a split second.

But unfortunately, even with every single one of these attacks now proceeding to head towards both Sloth and Father. A very bright and yet also still way too familiar looking flash of white light, had then proceeded to result just before the attacks had proceeded to impact Sloth and Father.

And once again, it seemed as though we were heading into yet another timeline...

"But you see viewers, that is something that will have to wait until the next chapter. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers. Yes, this does in fact now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: October 14, 2023

Okay, so as the bright white light that had blinded us all temporarily then finally wound up dying down. Angel Bluebell then finally got the chance to look around at her current surroundings. And it was then that Angel Bluebell noticed, that quite a few of our allies had wound up staying this time. Which were everyone except for Sam, Clover, Alex, Martin, Diana, and Java.

And as for the area in which we had all ended up in? Well, it seemed as though we had ended up in a just on the outskirts of what appeared to be a sort of medieval looking town square.

And as for who else just so happened to be in this location with us? Well about that, as out of seemingly nowhere...

"So this is it then?" A somewhat scruffy sounding male voice had proceeded to ask from slightly over to Angel Bluebells immediate right.

"Indeed, this is the moment our grand adventure ends..." Another male voice had now proceeded to say back over to the scruffy sounding male voice, who had proceeded to ask their question not but a moment prior.

And as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the two voices. Angel Bluebell then noticed four individuals that appeared to be standing together with one another.

One of them had blue colored hair, and was wearing a very interesting cloaked hero outfit. Another was clearly a, well...

"So viewers, here's the thing, I am just going to go and outright say that I don't feel comfortable mentioning what one of these people are. As it can wind up possibly being offensive. So basically viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus wound up cutting her off partway through her current fourth wall break moment. And thankfully this time though, it didn't cause one of Angel Bluebells eyes to start twitching again.

And as for who had chosen to go and cut Angel Bluebell off midway through one of her fourth wall break moments this time? Well about that...

"Wait, so that girl with the white hair is an elf too?" Tiffania Westwood had now proceeded to exclaim quite happily out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Well yes Tiffania she is. And that was very astute of you by the way, so good on you. But anyway viewers, I think that it should go without saying as to where it is that we have all ended up. Which is..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone else to then proceed to speak up, and thus wound up cutting her off yet again.

"Oh, so you can talk to the viewers as well too?" The elf with the white hair had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which was then followed by her then proceeding to give Angel Bluebell a somewhat warm and comforting looking smile.

And then...

"Y-yes Frieren I can. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, let me now properly welcome you all to the one and only anime timeline of 'Frieren: Beyond Journey's End.' I mean after all viewers, the one and only Jujutsu Kaisen was added to these four fanfics not too long ago. So I feel that it is only fair that we add Frieren: Beyond Journey's End to this as well. And as you can also plainly tell viewers, Frieren here, is certainly no Elf On The Shelf. And yes viewers, I did just go and make that sort of reference. I mean after all viewers, I wasn't going to miss out on such a unique opportunity...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this as well, while also proceeding to once again smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Oh right, I almost forgot! Hey Logan Paul, how goes that failed and quite pathetic attempt at a your lawsuit towards Coffeezilla? I mean, surely you must realize that that sort of rash behavior, and poor decision making of yours, wasn't going to pan out nor play out well for you right? I mean, it is almost as if you, Mr. Dork, your brother Jakey Boy, Jimmy 'Satan's Brother' Donaldson, JJ The Washed Up And No Longer Funny KSI, KEEM 'I am only still even the slightest bit relevant because of my clear and obvious Lunchly sponsorship' Star, etcetera, and etcetera. I mean, you all must realize that no good ever comes from any bad deed or crime right? I mean for heaven's sake, you lot can't even bother to go one single bleeding minute, without attempting to scam someone out of house and home! But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough of my fourth wall breaking for now. So what do you lot say, that we now go ahead and get back to the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

So anyway, getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall breaking, at least for the current moment, and back to the current situation at hand. Which as it currently now stood, was comprised of the following...

"There you are you horrible human wretches! Sloth, dispose of all of them!" The unmistakable and yet still as angry sounding as ever voice of Father had now proceeded to yell out over towards Angel Bluebell and everyone else with.

But then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to let out a very defeated sounding sigh from her mouth...

"UH HELLO?! CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE I MIGHT FIND EITHER DOMINIQUE OR CAITLIN?!" A now very loud, obnoxious, and also very snobbish sounding female voice had now proceeded to yell out to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies.

And yet, Angel Bluebell knew all too well who this very annoying and obnoxious sounding female voice belonged to. And so, with this in mind...

"I'm afraid I can't answer that right now Mandy. Now then..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for the now correctly identified Mandy to now proceed to cut her off.

"HEY I WASN'T DONE TALKING TO YOU!" Mandy now proceeded to then yell back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And then, without Angel Bluebell having to ask...

"Sleep!" Both me and Sakura had then proceeded to chant together in unison. Which was right after Sakura, had proceeded to pull out the Sleep Card. To which after Sakura had thrown it up into the air. Both me and Sakura, then proceeded to raise our respective Star staffs towards it. Which once the Sleep Card had proceeded to stop spinning about a split second later. The Sleep Card spirit then appeared, and then about another split second later, Mandy was then temporarily put to sleep, by the power of the Sleep Card spirit.

And then...

"Well viewers, it would seem as though it was only a matter of time until Mandy wound up Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Which by the way viewers, if you don't know who Mandy is, then you should consider yourselves very lucky. Because, and I can't even believe I am about to wind up saying this. But Mandy, is honestly more annoying, then either Potamos, or Petora. Yes viewers, I did just say that. And I meant every bit of that statement as well. But anyway viewers. Yes, this does in fact now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

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