I arrived at Lao Zhan's house and found Wen Zhou, Lan Zhan's PA waiting for me in front of the house. "The Boss is waiting for you in the lounge." he said as extending one arm, pointing towards the doorway. I walked into the house with him on the side, showing me the way. We arrived in lounge, he announced my arrived. Lao Zhan was sitting on the couch, one hand holding a glass with whisky while the other was holding a burning cigar. One of his subordinates was busy swiping the iPad as if he was reporting back the progress. "Follow me, I'll show you where you will be staying for the rest of the month." he said as he placed the glass on the table, put the cigar out then stood up and started walking towards the stairs. I followed behind him as he toured me around the house, he then showed me where I'll be sleeping, and I was satisfied. Everything was going smooth until he decided to pull his tricks on me. He poured salt in my coffee, just imagine drinking a salty coffee. I was so furious that I could explode but I contained myself, after all two can play the game.
Later when he was about to take a shower, I exchanged his shower gel bottle with a shower gel bottle full of paint. I watched him secretly as he walked into his room with a grin on his face, not knowing the disaster that awaits him. He took off his cloths, got in the shower and turned on the tap. Water flowed from the shower head, spilling over his head, glistening as it ran down his back under the shower. He started humming a harmonious song as he reached out for the gel, not knowing the disaster that was about to befell him. He closed his eye as he squeezed the gel unto his head and started rubbing it all over him. After he was done, reached out to the towels with his eyes. He wrapped one around his waist and the other he used it to wipe his facing as he walked towards the mirror over the bathroom basin. He used one hand to wipe the mirror as the other continued to wipe his face. He looked at the mirror only to find out he was all blue as if he was Na'vi from Avatar. He was so furious that he exploded. "LING ZHAO!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted as his face turned purple (red + blue) in anger.
I ran to my room as soon as I heard him, I locked the door then started laughing as I walked towards the bed. [Uhm! Does he think he can mess with me all he wants just because I'm in his house? Over my dead body, which will be after his dead body.] I thought to myself as I sat down on the bed. [Wait! Why am I hiding myself? He is the one who started this whole thing.] I thought to myself as I stood up and headed downstairs. He quickly got dressed up and went downstairs to find me. As soon as he walked in I started laughing, his subordinates started laughing in secret the moment they saw his irritated blue face. He turned to look at them, they all became serious as if they weren't laughing. I continued laughing his head off, I even imitated that ML Na'vi in avatar, making everyone burst into laughter. He was so furious that he started giving me murderous looks. "One week deduction for everyone except Wen Zhou." he said as he turned and left. He went upstairs to take shower, and this time he used a different gel. He made sure to check it to avoid another disaster.
During dinner I noticed that my phone was missing, I remembered that I had it when I went to the kitchen earlier on, so I went to look for it. While I was in the kitchen that j**k Lao Zhan slipped a beer into my juice, not knowing I don't drink beer because my body can't handle it. I came back from the kitchen holding my phone, I sat down then continued to eat my dinner. After dinner I went to the lounge when I suddenly started to feel drunk, I started whining about how sad I was because my favourite shipment was breaking up. I then started crying, I leaned on his shoulder as I rubbed my face against it. Wiping my tears and mucus with his cloths, then pushed him away after I was done. He stood up and took a video of me crying, not knowing what I have done. While taking the video, he started to feel that his shoulder was wet. When he saw his shoulder cover in tears and mucus, he exploded. "LING ZHAO!!!!!" he shouted as his face turned red with anger. He picked me as if I was a sack of potatoes and carried me to the guest room where I was staying. He threw me on the bed, then took off the shirt I was wearing.
"Ehhh! What do you think you are doing? Even if you have such a hot and tempting body, you are not my type. So, get rid of whatever you are thinking." I said as I cover my chest with my arms crossed. "What the hell is in that tiny brain of yours? You better clean my shirt, I want it clean by tomorrow." he said as he threw the shirt on my face. "Erhh! What do you mean? Do I look like one of your house maids? Erhh! Get your tiny ass here." I said as I stood up and walked towards him. He turned around and started walking towards the door. "BANG!" He slammed the door, making me tremble in shock. [What the hell is wrong with him? It's not the door's fault that he ain't my type, then why is he taking it out on the door? Hahaha! I can't believe he's angry because he is not getting laid tonight.] I thought to myself, laughing as threw the shirt on the sofa then went to bed.