Han Yuyao froze for a second when she heard the question, then instinctively looked over at Huang Yu.
Both women's gazes locked onto him, and Huang Yu immediately felt like he was sitting on a bed of nails — his head practically doubled in size from the pressure.
One was a violent loli police officer, the other a younger sister teetering on the edge of villainy.
No matter who he chose, he was bound to offend someone!
"Can I… choose neither?"Huang Yu looked like he was on the verge of tears. He really didn't want to make this choice.
"No way!"Both Han Yuyao and Huang Yuhan answered in perfect unison. They exchanged a cold glance, then turned back to glare at Huang Yu.
"Hurry up and say it — who do you choose?!"
Left with no way out, Huang Yu turned to Han Yuyao.
"Officer Han, it's one thing for my sister to throw a tantrum, but you're the Captain of the Criminal Police Unit — why are you joining in the nonsense?"
"Haven't you always hated my guts? What's going on here?"
"Don't tell me what my sister said is true — that all those years of beatings and insults were just your way of secretly expressing your crush on me?"
To be honest, Huang Yu would never believe that.
Han Yuyao had been abusing him for years — how could that possibly mean she liked him?
Back when they were kids, they bickered constantly. There wasn't a single trace of a childhood sweetheart relationship there.
"Pah! You shameless bastard!"Han Yuyao spat, muttering a curse under her breath.
But her flushed cheeks betrayed her true feelings, like someone's secret had just been ruthlessly exposed. Her beautiful eyes flickered with unmistakable panic.
"Wh-Who's got a crush on you?! I don't! What kind of idiot would like someone like you…"
Seeing her flustered reaction, Huang Yu didn't press further.
"See? That proves it."
"You're my biological sister, and she's my childhood friend. You're both equally important to me."
"You're both flesh of my flesh — how could I possibly choose between you?"
With a heartfelt gaze and impeccable acting skills, Huang Yu delivered a line that was as neutral as possible — avoiding offense on both sides.
"Han Yuyao, drop the act already!"
But Huang Yuhan wasn't having any of it. She immediately exposed Han Yuyao's carefully hidden feelings.
"If you don't like my brother, then why are you blushing?"
"I knew it! You've been harboring bad intentions toward my brother all these years!"
"What nonsense are you spouting?!"Han Yuyao shot a panicked glance at Huang Yu and tried to deny it, "I-I never—"
But before she could finish, Huang Yuhan interrupted again.
"Don't think I forgot! When my brother went abroad for school, you ran to the airport crying your eyes out!"
"He didn't even like you, and you still clung to him like a leech. I've never seen a woman so shameless!"
"Yeah, so what if I like him?!"
Exposed and with her pride in tatters, Han Yuyao finally snapped. She stomped her foot and shouted:
"I do like your brother! So what?!"
"Not only do I like him — I'm going to marry him and be your sister-in-law!"
"You don't like it? Too bad! You're his sister! You're destined to call me 'sister-in-law'!"
Han Yuyao no longer bothered to hide her feelings. Everything she had bottled up over the years came pouring out in one explosive burst.
"Now!""Your sister-in-law orders you to put that gas can down — don't make things worse!"
Huang Yuhan blinked, stunned by the outburst. Seeing the provocative glint in Han Yuyao's eyes, she stamped her foot in frustration, then turned to Huang Yu, her voice suddenly soft and full of grievance.
"Brother! You heard it! Han Yuyao's intentions toward you are not pure! So tell me — do you choose her, or me?!"
"Uh…"
Huang Yu let out a helpless laugh, clearly torn.
He didn't believe a word of what Han Yuyao said — he figured she was just saying things in the heat of the moment, forced into a corner.
Still, a line had to be drawn.
"You two are completely different. You're my biological sister—"
"What if I'm not?"Before he could finish, Huang Yuhan interrupted, her drenched bangs dripping water as she stared at him with unwavering seriousness.
"Would you choose me then?"
Her eyes were so intense that Huang Yu's mind went blank. Panic flickered in his gaze.
Does Yuhan… know the truth? That we're not actually related by blood?
Hearing the thought in his head, Han Yuyao's expression shifted to one of shock as well.
They… weren't actually related?
But the Huang family had always said they were biological siblings. Could there be some hidden truth behind it?
Alongside the shock, a sudden sense of danger welled up in Han Yuyao's heart.
If they weren't really related… then didn't that mean they could be together?
Huang Yu glanced back and forth between the two women, his thoughts racing.
One's a curvy, violent loli cop — hot-tempered, sure, but damn, what a body.Yuhan's even crazier than that psycho Mo Linglong, but her eyes are only ever on me. She'd literally die for me.But… why am I hesitating?
As the thoughts tumbled through his mind, something suddenly clicked — and resentment stirred within him.
Why is it only that crooked-mouthed Xiao Zhan gets to have a harem?! Why can't the villain have one too? Don't villains deserve rights?!
Only kids make choices — I want them all!Left hand Yuhan, right hand the violent cop!
If Zhao Zilong could charge through an army seven times over, surely I can handle two women!
Of course, he only thought all this — he wouldn't dare say it aloud.
These two could both kill him. If they ever found out what was going on in his head, "ripped to shreds" would be putting it mildly.
Little did he know — both women had already heard everything.
Han Yuyao's face flushed scarlet at his unbelievably shameless thoughts.
Enraged and humiliated, she muttered under her breath:"Absolutely shameless!"
Seven charges through enemy lines?What utter nonsense…
Meanwhile, Huang Yuhan, though a little shy after hearing his inner thoughts, looked more delighted than anything.
He finally doesn't see me as just his little sister anymore!
"Well then, I won't push you anymore."Huang Yuhan cheerfully put down the lighter, grinning brightly as Huang Yu blinked in confusion.
"When I grow up and marry you, I'll let Han Yuyao join too."
"But I have to be the main wife. She can only be the concubine."
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Han Yuyao, the furious bear-loli cop, nearly exploded on the spot.
What do you mean "you're the main wife"? And "you'll let me join"?!
Just as she was about to erupt, Huang Yu shot her a pleading look, and she barely managed to restrain herself.
"Alright, alright, since we've got that settled, how about putting the gas can down now?"
He could see Han Yuyao practically seething, and he really didn't dare provoke either of them any further.
Let's just de-escalate things first.
Unexpectedly, Huang Yuhan giggled, then gave the gas can a playful shake.
"Relax, I'm not that dumb."
"There's only a little bit of gasoline in here. The rest's just water."