Deciding my little vacation was relaxing enough, I deleted that world and jumped right into the SCP-Foundation one.
(Ding!)
(Warning! Arriving in highly dangerous environment)
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(Outside interference detected, Asking for administrator permission to override, universal knowledge lockdown)
(Ding!)
(Access Denied)
(Ding!)
(Override Clearance, Level-1, User-God)
The world around my blurred and I found myself in a luxurious room, or cell of some sort. I look around in awe when I saw the the personification of perfection, sitting at a small table drinking tea. She motioned for my to take a seat.
I could not help myself from staring at those gravity defying milkers and the child bearing hips. FFS, I know who this is SCP 343, I was always a believer in Goddesses and not gods, for personal reasons I would not like to explain. So this must be what I see when looking at SCP 343-God.
''Yes the have milk, and no you cannot have a taste'' she replied flatly. Not even bothering to hide her power.
I frown slightly then clear my throat,'' Sorry I don't mean to be rude but I just got back for a very sexy adventure and my brain is a bit mushy at the moment, though I will not lie and say you are the most gorgeous women I have ever met''.
'' No problem, though I must ask, why do you so clearly believe in this form, when so many see me as an old man with a grey beard.'' She asks smirking and folding her legs one over the other and sitting back into the couch, teacup in hand slowly sipping.
'' Well, it's simple really, with enough power one would never choose to not look at their best, and it is much easier to believe in a big breasted MILF mommy, sorry, women. Also I'm just a hopeless old pervert or used to be''. I said with a straight face to probably the single most powerful entity in the universe.
''Ahh it is fine really, I do see what's to like in this form, though of the many form many see me as I must say, this one will have the most back pain.'' She slightly stifles a laugh
I reply grinning,'' That's the best part having someone massage your shoulders to relieve stress, and many other activities, though a being of you power would simply nullify anything like that''
She simply smiles and leans a bit forward. and explain that by a stroke of utter luck and a system bug, I somehow rolled a testing world, in particular Entity 1's very own. She apparently uses this universe as a testing ground and vacation spot. But due to my memories which fuels the system and the worlds it generates, it somehow rolled SCP-Foundation.
Me and God chatted for hours and even received some Foundation staff and visitors, though they just looked at me and went on with their business, the work of God most likely, not that I minded, we talked about the system and my travels, she for the most part keeping her omniscience on lock and she seems to get annoyed by it.
I suppose being all knowing would get boring fast, and if I get tot hat point would to the same, as being bored is one of the worst thing to ever exist and knowing what will happen at all times would drive me insane, though at certain times if would be handy, but for daily life I would prefer going with the flow and not know the future of what everyone is thinking.
Finishing my talks with big G I got teleported straight back into the Stargate universe, and looking at the system I see the world is gone of the list too.' Damn walking into the playground of the most powerful entity in the entire omniverse, was the most nerve wracking experience I have ever felt.
(Ding!)
(The system has been fixed and will now no longer include certain worlds, that should have been set as off limits.)
(New worlds ready in 22 days)
(Ding!)
(Message from, MommyMilkers343)
I burst out laughing at the name, she has one hell of a sense of humour at least, I was worrying she would be mad or irritated, but she seems surprisingly chill. I guess you are not the greatest being in existence if you cant even be chill about silly things, though I stand by myself and have to say,' damn she fine tho'.
Open.
(Yo, Big G here, just want to let you know, I formatted the world finding part of your system. It will now include any and all universes that you previously knew, and will also filer out any testing grounds and off limits ones, as to avoid something like what happened, happening again.
I also had a chat with Robby of entity 4 as you know her, she agreed to compensate you for the system fault and agreed to give you one freebie next time you search for worlds. I also included a gift for you for the nice chat we had, in between you staring at my tits, for half the time. Not that I blame you this form you see me as, is really something.
Peace.)
(Ding!)
(Do you want to open the gift)(Y)(N)
Yes..
(Charm Greater: All beings of the opposite sex, will look at you will higher likeness and will naturally see you as their perfect partner, those who view strong partners as perfect mates will, be more susceptible the stronger you as a person become)
(System upgrade, Scanning function unlocked: can use system to scan most things for a detailed analyses)
OOOOh... That is so nice, The system update I mean, the charm thing is ok too, I think to myself.
(A/N Another shorter chapter, I promise ill try to keep mostly to my 1500 words per chapter, but I myself hate cliffhangers and dragging chapter out with filler content, thus sometimes ill post these shorter ones, just think of then as interludes, or world building)