"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"
With those three words the colosseum was transformed. Arcane machinations flickered to life high above the arena in the shape of a hexagon of enormous screens. Cameras started flying around all over the place, showing pictures of the crowd on the monitors above and, as John was very well aware, to the citizens of the Abyss all over the world.
"WELCOME TO THE 17th TOURNAMENT OF GERMAN KINGSHIP!"
The picture changed to the one who was speaking, sitting on a large flying desk. It was a guy with a tremendously comical haircut, brown hair that was combed straight upwards (held there with some very powerful styling gel), giving his head an elongated appearance. He managed to wear his suit, a traditional black vest and white shirt combination, in a most goofy way and generally acted the part of the over-performed. The microphone twirled in his hand between sentences.
