"Mr. J, what do I have in my pocket?"
Well, here we come to the climax. Oh, now this really does remind me of the Hobbit story.
"Wow, that's your question?" Joker crackled.
Well, what are you going to do now Mr. J? There were some brave souls who began to splash out their joy at the difficult situation in which their offender found himself. The Joker ignored these hapless fools, casting his surprised glance at me. He took an apple from the table.
"Heh, perhaps this is the easiest question for today!" having bitten off the fruit, he made a grin. "Punch, go and look in his pockets!"
The silent big guy, having heard the order of his boss, moved towards me.
"This is not fair!" shouted Silver, watching the blatant impudence of the Joker.
"What are you talking about? I don't understand, ha-ha-Ha… As you can see, I'm in the process of thinking! Hmm, maybe someone will just tell me the right answer, who knows, Ha-HA-he," laughed the crazy clown, continuing to chew the unfortunate fruit. The big guy had already appeared before me in his full height, in a jester's costume and makeup.
He was two heads taller than me, and looked down on my modest person, as if I were a small bug. I don't like him!
"Turn out your pockets!" demanded this overgrown monster of nature, in a tone that did not tolerate objections.
"And what if I do not?" I threw him a look full of contempt. It seemed that my words and actions had infuriated this boor. The veins on his forehead bulged, he was literally boiling with anger.
This guy, as the Joker called him, Punch, tried to grab me with his huge paw. But I was not going to stand still and let this ugly thing get cheeky before my eyes.
With a quick movement, I grabbed him by the middle finger and sharply turned it 90 degrees. There was a characteristic sound, notifying everyone about a fracture.
The big guy in the jester's makeup screamed quietly, clearly trying to overcome his pain, while clenching his teeth tightly. We will fix this... I raised his hand to my shoulder, and, turning around, hit him in the stomach with my elbow.
This blow knocked all the air out of his stomach. And the pain from the broken finger became unbearable for him. But I, not intending to stop there, brought his clenched hand down on my shoulder with all my strength.
Another sound was heard, but this time much louder. My enemy's entire forearm acquired an unnatural shape.
"AAAaaggh!" The big guy started screaming at the top of his lungs, right next to my ear.
Not wanting to hear this squeal any longer, I kicked him in the chest, causing him to fly three meters away. Everyone in the hall looked in shock at the villain's collapsed henchman.
Their eyes expressed disbelief... After all, not only was I able to knock down such a huge man, but I was also not afraid of what would follow. I was not worried about the consequences, because I was firmly convinced that the Joker would not kill me.
In his eyes, I represented much more value than a stupid henchman. Well, as for the fact that I was able to defeat an opponent twice my size... Train with Batman for a while, and then you will not pay any attention to size!
Moreover, my strength is already at the mark of -29. Let me remind you that the human limit is -40 points. And I am not that far from this value.
In addition, my "Combat Mastery" rose to 21 points. And this whining buffoon has only about 19. Apparently, he is used to dealing with enemies, relying more on his size.
Then I noticed that the second big guy, apparently the brother of the first, made this conclusion due to the fact that they are like two peas in a pod, except for the different makeup, was rushing straight at me.
I was already ready to meet him face to face, but I didn't have to, because a kitchen knife pierced his leg, and he fell to the floor with a crash.
The Joker walked towards the wounded big guy. He held his signature knife in his hands.
"Judy, what were you planning to do to my dear friend, by running so briskly? I even started to think that you wanted to kill him. Ha-Heeh-ha, I don't know why such a stupid thing would come into my head. What kind of fool do you have to be to harm my dear idol," the villain lamented, twirling the cutting object in his hands.
"No, sir, you misunderstood! I-I only wanted to help my brother," the henchman in makeup justified himself, very nervously.
"Yes? Maybe in that case, I should stab you both? If you both die on the same day, then there is a high probability that you will also go to hell together, ha-hhhaah!"
"No, p-please, Boss, don't!"
"Joker, maybe you should spare their lives? Why dilute our game with someone's death?" I attracted the attention of the crazy clown, trying to prevent even more deaths.
"Hmm, do you think so? Well, okay, so be it, live a little longer. Oh, and I was already in the mood for a knife fight! But never mind, I'll go cut myself some sausage, and it will pass," he completely lost interest in these two injured jesters.
"Alex, what was that just now? You don't want people to go through your pockets."
"Not at all, I just don't like some boors pawing at me. You know, I'm more into girls," I said, as if it were something self-evident.
"So, you don't mind being searched by a beautiful lady?"
"Of course not!"
"Ha-ha-ha-he, Harley," he called his favorite assistant, "Could you examine our dear friend's pockets for objects?"
"No problem, pudding! I'd be happy to," Quinn responded enthusiastically. She came up to me, swaying her lovely hips, and presented herself in all her glory. Running her fingers over my chest, she walked around from behind and hugged me with both arms.
I felt her lush breasts on my back. Putting her hands in my pockets, she began to examine the internal components for a long time and painstakingly. At the same time, she grabbed my buttocks several times, stroked my shoulders, and pressed herself against me with her whole body.
I raised my hands up so that no one would suspect me of fraud and accuse me of putting something there after the examination! It was clear from the outside that Harley was trying to seduce me, and this was in front of the Joker, her supposed lover.
Although, who the hell knows what kind of relationship they have there! It was and will be a real mystery to everyone!
Quinn always demonstrated how crazy she was about her pudding, and this despite the fact that he beat her, betrayed her, abandoned her to her fate, and humiliated her in every possible way. And how can she love him after all this?! They are in a word - a crazy couple!
True, after some time, the Joker got on Harley's nerves so much that she left him and went on a free voyage. So, you can say that her love also has a limit. Yeah, and how can this crazy guy not see what beauty is constantly looming before his eyes. I think he is always busy thinking about the Bat-family, and is not interested in the girl at all.
Well, to hell with them, no use trying to figure out what exactly these two crazy people are thinking about.
Now I am fully enjoying the caresses of a seductive girl. I must admit, this is the most pleasant thing that happened to me this evening. Having finished rummaging through all my pockets, the cute clown moved away from my person with obvious reluctance.
"He has nothing! Empty!" the girl said, pointing her finger at me.
"Really, ha-hah! In that case, Alex, my answer is Nothing!" said the Joker, quietly chuckling.
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes!"
"Well, Harley," I turned to the former psychiatrist, while continuing to keep my hands raised. "Could you take a knife and cut off the pocket of my jacket so that everyone can see its contents."
"No problem, my dear Alex!" Quinn agreed, and, taking a sharp object, made an incision.
A small ring jumped out of his pocket. The entire room was in deathly silence, and despite the fact that this beautiful decoration fell on the marble floor relatively quietly, a deafening sound thundered in the heads of those present at that moment.
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And have you read that Chinese novel, Monster Paradise? The mc's name is Quinn, one of my earliest novel on this site. And not gonna lie, I f*ck with that novel. I mean for some reason I don't know, I really liked it, I think because of Monster taming and System.
Does anyone of you know any other book similar to it?