Chapter 14: Hope You Can Use It
A boy with a dull expression opened the door.
His name was Luo Yuan.
Wang Ran recognized him,
He was a quiet, studious student who didn't play games, smoke, drink, or party, and always ranked at the top of the class in exams.
Luo Yuan asked in confusion: "What's going on?"
Wang Ran said with a smile: "I'm here to spread some warmth!"
As he spoke,
He took out a box of condoms from a plastic bag.
Jissbon brand.
"Brother, hope you can use these."
Wang Ran shoved the condoms into Luo Yuan's hands.
Luo Yuan took them and looked, his brain immediately short-circuiting, his face showing uncontrollable shock.
WTF?!
Wang Ran pressed: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
"No." Luo Yuan asked with a red face, "Why are you giving me these?"
"Truth or dare, I lost." Wang Ran shrugged, "Keep them, hope you have a chance to use them someday." His well-wishes were sincere.
If Luo Yuan could use the condoms he gave,
It meant he had prevented doomsday from coming.
Wang Ran squeezed past Luo Yuan into the dorm room. He handed out a box of condoms to everyone inside with a grin.
"Damn! You're handing these out?"
The whole dorm suddenly got excited.
"As expected of Brother Wang!"
"Haha! Perfect timing, my girlfriend is coming this weekend!"
"Tell her to thank Brother Wang next door!"
"Get lost!"
"You dare curse at me? I won't bring you late night snacks anymore!"
"No, wait! My dear father!"
"..."
Wang Ran joked around with everyone in the dorm for a few minutes, making sure to memorize each person's voice, before extricating himself from their enthusiasm and heading to the next dorm room.
Wang Ran pushed open the half-closed door and walked in with a smile: "I brought a little gift for everyone, hope you brothers can all make use of it!"
"What gift?"
"Holy crap!"
"Who gives this kind of gift?"
"Pretty practical though!"
"This is hilarious. I hereby declare Wang Ran the big brother of our class!"
"That guy wearing headphones playing games, always just rushing B in games, what a hopeless loser. No wonder you're eternally single!"
"Me, a hopeless loser? Get on and I'll crush you!"
"..."
Similar scenes played out in dorm after dorm.
Initially there was some awkwardness,
But the more sociable students started following Wang Ran to other dorms, and things got increasingly lively.
Wang Ran even got his own theme song.
Here he comes!
Here he comes!
He's coming with gifts!
Here he comes!
Here he comes!
He's walking on auspicious clouds!
Big brother of heaven!
Big brother of earth!
Big brother stands tall and mighty!
...
This theme song had gone viral online at some point. Though incredibly cheesy, it instantly livened up the atmosphere!
Sweeping away the awkwardness, being a joker!
Whenever Wang Ran entered a new dorm, the students following him would play the song on their phones, enveloping everyone in a joyful atmosphere.
Occasionally someone would let out monkey-like calls.
"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
In the quiet of night, when the building was cold and the stairs silent, there were often long howls like apes calling, meant to amuse. The sounds echoed through the building, turning long-lost joy into laughter.
Things were developing incredibly smoothly, beyond expectations.
Everyone was very talkative.
If someone accepted the gift without speaking, the other students would tease them with smiles before Wang Ran even had to say anything.
"No words - is it not enough?"
"Enough?"
"You actually have a girlfriend!"
"Everyone isolate him!"
"..."
Amidst waves of laughter, Wang Ran quickly gained a general understanding of all his classmates' voices.
He quietly took note of a few students who seemed more thoughtful.
At this point, he arrived at the last dorm room.
This room was at the end of the hallway and only had one student living in it. His name was Bai Fan, said to be a relative of school leaders, who didn't interact much with other students normally.
Knock knock knock!
Wang Ran knocked on the door. The hype group behind him called out loudly: "Open up! Brother Wang is here personally delivering the full spa treatment plus three warm comforts!"
A slightly effeminate voice sounded from inside.
"I'm busy, don't bother me!"
Bai Fan was clearly in a bad mood tonight, speaking harshly without regard for Wang Ran and the others' feelings.
The classmates around Wang Ran all froze for a moment.
"What are you busy with?" Wang Ran said calmly, "We're all classmates, tell us and we can help each other!"
Bai Fan replied rudely: "My business is none of your concern, and you can't help anyway. Just don't bother me, keep quiet, and stay away from my room!"
The atmosphere suddenly became tense.
Wang Ran's eyes flickered.
Doesn't want to see people?
Usually that would be fine, but this was a special time.
"Forget it, Brother Wang!" A classmate spoke up as peacemaker, "Let's go, we've done enough. Everyone's had fun. Keep the rest for yourself."
Wang Ran revealed a kind smile: "It's more fun to enjoy together than alone."
He put his hand on the door.
[Space-Time Replacement - Two] Activate!
In a flash,
An unprecedented feeling of power enveloped Wang Ran's body,
Every cell in his body trembled and screamed!
The world became utterly different.
Wang Ran could suddenly clearly see every tiny speck of dust on the wooden door, could distinctly hear the stray cat downstairs licking its paws, could hear the wind carrying the scent of cumin picking up a wet plastic bag.
Wang Ran looked at the wooden door before him.
He had a feeling
That if he just applied a little force...
Crack! Snap!
Accompanied by a harsh cracking sound, to everyone's disbelief, Wang Ran walked into Bai Fan's dorm carrying the door!
This is what you call barging in!
For a moment, everyone was too shocked to speak!
Wang Ran quickly scanned the room, his mood rapidly plummeting to freezing point, because he saw mountains of various supplies piled up.
Bottled water, chocolate, self-heating meals...
All the things he had lost were here!
No wonder Bai Fan didn't want to see anyone, it was because there were too many things piled up in the room to explain.
At this moment,
A jumble of thoughts clogged Wang Ran's mind.
His missing items were related to Bai Fan, but how had Bai Fan moved everything into this dorm room without anyone noticing?
Was Bai Fan the doomsday agent he was looking for?
Should he reveal everything?
At this point, Bai Fan shrieked: "My door!"
Bai Fan was about the same height as Wang Ran, with a slender build. When angry he had the air of a hen ruffling its feathers.
Wang Ran's gaze flickered.
If he acted now, killing Bai Fan would be no problem, but getting information about the doomsday agents from Bai Fan's mouth would likely be difficult, and the aftermath would be extremely troublesome...
Better to hold back for now.
Wang Ran dispelled the stray thoughts in his mind and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I just gave it a light push. I didn't expect the door to be so flimsy."
The hype group poured in behind Wang Ran.
"Damn! Brother Wang, you're too badass!"
"Big bro is domineering!"
"Everyone make way! Let me take a photo to post in the group!"
"Brother Wang took the door off!"
"So much food! Is this a dorm or a warehouse?"
"What warehouse? This is clearly heaven!"
"..."
The powerful feeling receded like the tide. Wang Ran knew he had returned to being an ordinary person. If Bai Fan noticed anything unusual now, his situation would become extremely perilous.
"What exactly are you trying to do?"
Bai Fan's expression was unfriendly.
Wang Ran revealed a mischievous smile. He pulled out over a dozen boxes of condoms of various brands from his plastic bag, then shoved them all into Bai Fan's hands before he could react.
"Hope you can use them!"
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