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[0:30 into the Game - First Blood Full Record]
Kizaru's Wukong showed professional-level awareness from the start. After buying the jungle knife, instead of the usual red buff start, he immediately called Tsuru's Cai Yan and headed toward the enemy's red buff area.
"Ohhh~ Let's go give the little bird some warmth~" Kizaru's tone was still lazy, but his fingers on the screen were moving so fast they were a blur.
At this moment, Marco's Yun Zhongjun was peacefully farming the red buff, his Phoenix wings flapping elegantly.
He completely failed to notice—
"Bang!"
A Golden Cudgel suddenly flew out from the red buff bush, hitting Yun Zhongjun precisely on the back of his head!
"Take a stick from your Grandpa Wukong!"
Kizaru's Wukong turned into a golden lightning bolt, smiting and at the same time knocking out Yun Zhongjun with a single strike!
Marco's finger was still on the Flash button when his screen turned gray.
First Blood!
The system's female voice echoed through the canyon with an excited prompt.
What was most annoying was—
Kizaru's Wukong didn't leave right away. Instead, he danced a hip-hop routine on Yun Zhongjun's "corpse" before stepping onto his Flying Nimbus and walking away proudly.
A message popped up on the public chat at the right time:
[All] Kizaru (Wukong): Ohhh~ My hand slipped~
Marco, in his Phoenix form, was fuming in his seat: "This guy is definitely hacking!"
The spectator seats instantly boiled over like a pot exploding, with reactions from all sides being amazing:
Yasopp's sniper scope "clattered" onto the deck, his mouth wide enough to fit a cannonball: "This hand speed... worthy of a Glint-Glint Fruit user!" He gestured with shaking fingers, "His moves were so fast my sniper scope couldn't keep up!"
Lucky Roux's chicken leg "thumped" into the sea, and he didn't even notice: "My chicken leg doesn't taste good anymore... This monkey is faster than Shanks's sword!"
Lime Juice rubbed his eyes frantically: "Was I seeing things just now? That monkey seemed to be in three places at once!"
Shanks's eyes sparkled with excitement: "Found an opponent..."
Beckman's cigarette burned down to his fingers, and he didn't even notice: "Damn... Was his usual lazy act all fake?"
In the Beast Pirates area,
King's fiery wings "poofed" out, and he was completely frozen on the spot: "I suddenly feel... we didn't lose unfairly..."
He mechanically turned his head to look at Queen, "Even if we hadn't lost the last game, facing this old guy, we'd lose everything... not even our pants would be left..."
Queen's mechanical arm "clanked" and completely froze: "Boss... how about you just play Yao...?" He pulled up Kizaru's match history, "This guy has a 100% win rate with Wukong, MVP in every game..."
Kaido's dragon scales all stood on end, and his sake gourd was "crunched" into powder: "Bullcrap! I... I..." His eyes swept over Kizaru's 12-0 record, and his voice suddenly dropped eight levels, "...Can't I just ban the monkey next game?"
Jack squatted in the corner drawing circles: "I suddenly feel like a 0-13 Dian Wei is pretty good too..."
Kaido: !!!
Morgans' commentary was practically screaming: "Did you see that, folks! Textbook counter-jungling! If you think that play was amazing, spam 'Lightning Speed Off Work'!"
The chat was instantly flooded with gifts:
Whitebeard was so angry he crushed his sake flask: "Gurarararara! Marco! Next time, I will make sure you gank this monkey into dust!"
Meanwhile, on the Marine backup bench, Akainu looked at his 0-8 Angela record, and his phone quickly took a bath in magma, yet it wasn't damaged at all. He felt it was time to play his main hero.
As it looks now, Zhou Yu isn't bad...
10 Minutes - Jungle Massacre!
Kizaru's Wukong completely controlled the jungle:
-Solo killed Jozu's Zhang Fei in the blue buff area, then after tower-diving for the kill, he elegantly left using his Somersault Cloud;
-While counter-jungling, he coincidentally met Whitey Bay's Xiao Qiao and sent her home to soak in a hot spring with three lightning-fast strikes;
-On his way, he ganked the bottom lane, teaming up with Sengoku's Luban to finish off Whitebeard's Cheng Yaojin.
Whitebeard was so angry his mustache bristled: "This monkey is even more annoying than a real monkey!"
At 15 minutes, a 5v5 team fight broke out in the mid lane:
Kizaru's Sun Wukong hid in the bush to stack his powered strike, then suddenly Flashed in and knocked away three people with one hit;
This play was so fast, no one had time to react!
Aokiji's Wang Zhaojun followed up with a freeze, a perfect combo;
Garp's Fuzi Flashed and tied up Musashi, who was trying to flank the backline;
Sengoku's Luban could finally output damage in peace, firing wildly and getting a kill.
Quadra Kill!
Kizaru's Wukong got a Quadra Kill!
"Fleet Admiral, my Penta Kill..."
"Uh, small matter, I'll give you a raise!"
What followed right after was at 18 minutes, a classic base race!
While the Whitebeard team was defending the mid lane, Kizaru's Wukong had already pushed the minion wave to the high ground.
"Gurarararara! Defend!" Whitebeard roared as he clicked to recall.
But it was too late—the Golden Cudgel's final blow landed, and the crystal exploded with a crash!
Victory!
The Marines tied the score!
[Post-Match Stats]
Kizaru Wukong: 12-0-8 (100% Kill Participation)
Sengoku's Luban: 3-1-9 (Personal Best Record)
Akainu on the backup bench melted the railing into a human shape...
Morgans, who was in charge of the live broadcast, was extremely excited. The match just now was too amazing; Kizaru's monkey was truly a massacre!
Passionate commentary: "Look at this play! Kizaru the Great Sage's lightning-fast three strikes!"
Furious Advance - Golden Cudgel- Smite steal the Dragon - Protective Shroud!
Smooth combo!
The Whitebeard Pirates couldn't even touch him!"
The entire Marine Headquarters fell into a strange silence; everyone was stunned by Kizaru's play, their scalps tingling.
"This... this isn't something a human could pull off, is it?" a shaking Marine recruit said, spilling the popcorn in his hand all over the floor.
In the spectator seats, Marco knelt on the deck, holding his head; his Phoenix feathers were drooping: "How can we even play? He can travel a hundred and eight thousand miles with one somersault, his movement speed is faster than my flight!"
He looked hopelessly at his phone screen, where his 0/5 record was especially bright.
"Gurarararara!" Whitebeard's loud laughter broke the silence. He tilted his head back and took a large gulp of sake, which dripped down his mustache onto the deck. "Interesting! Truly interesting!" He suddenly smashed his sake flask, "Next game, the old man is banning that monkey!"
The Marine side was a different scene.
Sengoku excitedly slapped Kizaru's shoulder, nearly sending the Admiral through the deck: "Well done! Borsalino! Let's take the third game in one go just like this! Let the whole world see the true strength of the Marines!"
Kizaru, however, had already returned to his lazy appearance, crossing his legs and trimming his nails with a nail clipper: "So troublesome~"
He yawned, "How about Sakazuki plays in the third game? I think his Angela... is quite unique~"