Okay, so I've been thinking a lot about KamiKowa lately, and I realized something important - I need to get organized! I can't just keep randomly posting chapters whenever inspiration or caffeine hits me at 3 AM.
Now that I have a better grasp of KamiKowa as a whole, I've created an actual schedule for chapter releases! Each day will have 2-3 chapter updates at 9-9:15am Pacific Standard Time (California Time). That way, you know exactly when to check for new content instead of refreshing the page every five minutes like some of you have admitted to doing!
But wait, there's more! I know some of you speed-readers finish chapters faster than I can write them and are constantly begging for extra content. So here are FOUR ways to get additional chapters:
1. For each 500 powerstones there will be an additional chapter (Resets every week) [Max 3]
2. For 100 golden tickets there will be an additional chapter (Resets every month)
3. ANYONE WHO GIFTS 1000+ COINS [Ex. Gifting a Car or a Dragon], there will be an additional chapter
4. ANYONE WHO GIFTS A MAGIC CASTLE OR ABOVE THERE WILL BE TWO ADDITIONAL CHAPTERS
But honestly? I'm not worried about having to write extra chapters. Not at all. In fact, I'm already planning all the free time I'll have because there's absolutely NO WAY you guys will hit these goals.
I mean, 500 powerstones in a week? Please! That's like... a lot of powerstones! I'll be sipping my monster energy drinks on the beach while you all struggle to reach even half that amount.
And 100 golden tickets in a month? HA! I might as well have said a million! I'm going to have so much free time on my hands. I'll probably take up knitting or learn Portuguese or finish Persona 3 Reload or something with all those hours I won't be writing extra chapters.
As for the coin gifts? Yeah right! Like anyone's going to spend actual money just to read more about Xavier's disaster life and Calypso's divine drama. I'm already mentally decorating my new gaming room with all the time I'll save not writing those bonus chapters.
So go ahead, prove me wrong! I dare you! I double dare you! But you won't. I know for a FACT you won't be able to do this. There's just no way. Zero chance. Impossible.
Unless...
No, no. I'm being silly. There's no "unless" here. You guys definitely can't hit these goals.
Anyway, while you all fail to reach these completely reasonable but totally unattainable goals, I'll be planning Volume 2 part 2 where things get REALLY interesting and "Character Building". That's right, I'm already thinking ahead because I'll have nothing but time on my hands without all these bonus chapters to write.
So remember: 9-9:15am PST, 2-3 chapters daily. And those bonus chapter opportunities that you definitely won't achieve. Not in a million years. I'm so confident you won't that I've already booked several vacations for the coming months.
...unless?
- Your completely unconcerned author, Wisteria