Chapter 84 – All You Can Scream Buffet
"Should I… open Hell's finance reports?" he muttered to himself. "Just to check? Not to work. Just skim."
His voice even sounded fake to his own ears.
Just to skim.
Ha.
He knew exactly how that went. He'd open the infernal servers, click a tab, see an overdue soul transaction, and bam—five hours gone, three demons fined, one soul auction rerouted, and he'd somehow end up updating seven different budget matrices before realizing he hadn't eaten lunch.
Again.
"Tsk," Lux clicked his tongue, brushing stray hair from his face. "I hope my damn motorcycle gets here soon."
The system dinged.
[You have received a new email.]
[Would you like me to read it aloud, or do you prefer dramatic suspense followed by public outbursts?]
"No. Just open it for me."
From: Celestial @heavenlight.admin
To: lux.vaelthorn @vaultnexus.infernal
Subject: Re: Clarification Required Regarding Artifact Side Effects (And the Part Where I Almost Died, Again)
