"Who is it?" came a voice from behind the door after the guard knocked on it. It was defiantly Yoruichi's.
"Ma'am, there are two kids here who are claiming to know you," said the guard.
"Is one of them a blond spiky haired boy with whisker marks on his face?" she asked.
"Yes," said the guard with a down hearted expression on his face. There went his chance to beat some kids.
The door opened and Yoruichi stepped out. Naked! The guard got a major nose bleed and fainted. Anko looked a little embarrassed and Naruto just poked the guard while Hinata stepped into the hallway, pressing her fingers together the whole time.
"Yoruichi-san, p-please stop doing that," said Hinata (who else?) Yoruichi, in turn, vanished and reappeared behind Hinata. She then used her fingers to hook Hinata's mouth and stretch it.
"I thought I asked you to call me Yorichi-neechan," she said.
"H-Hai," Hinata managed to say. Yoruichi then let her go and patted her on the head.
"Hey, why did this guy pass out?" asked Naruto.
"Because I used the strongest weapon in the shinobi, no, the entire world on him," answered Yoruichi as she brought her hand to her hips. "Sex!" As she said that she made the V for victory sign.
This was a lesson that Anko and Naruto took to heart and would use in the future. Some day.
-One year later-
"Remember to be on your best behavior," said Sarutobi to his companion. "We are meeting the leader of the shinobi of this village and I don't want anything to happen that would wreck our fragile relationship with this village. Is that understood?"
"Hai Ojiisan," said Naruto.
It was, for once, a sunny day in Amegakure (gasp). Sarutobi had decided to take Naruto along with him as a birthday present as it was early in October. They were going to the village to pick up a stolen item and to witness the execution of the man who stole it. The man in question, Rokusho Aoi, had joined up with a rebellious faction in Ame that was being led by a mysterious figure. Hanzo, the leader of the Ame-nins, had caught him and decided to return the item. However, Aoi would get a public exaction to serve as an example to others.
Hanzo met them at the gates surrounded by his own person bodyguards. He wore a grey body suit and had a cape on. His large breathing device covered most of his face and made his black eyes seem more menacing.
"Good day to you Hokage-sama," said Hanzo when he saw the old man in red kage robes. His eyes then fell on a small boy of about seven wearing an oversized shirt with blue shorts. In his left hand was a string that was tied to a balloon. "And who is this?"
"This is Uzumaki Naruto," said Sarutobi as he patted the small blonds head. "He is a student at my village's shinobi academy. I thought it would be very educational for him to see a different village."
"I see," said Hanzo slowly as he looked the boy over. His appearance looked familiar to another shinobi he had seen before. However, his clan name made him think of another group that he had met in Uzu no Kuni. But, then again, it could be just a coincidence so he let those thoughts go. "I hope you enjoy your stay Uzumaki-san."
"I hope so to Ojiisan," replied Naruto to Hanzo. A gasp came from everyone near bye. Did the young blond know who he was talking to? That man was Sanshouo no Hanzo. He was the man who defeated the Sannin and then gave them their name. He was one of the most powerful shinobi on the planet!
Imagine everyone's surprise when Hanzo laughed.
"That's cute kid," chuckled Hanzo.
"I'm very sorry about this," said Sarutobi quickly.
"Don't worry about it," said Hanzo as he waved it off. "I have children of my own and soon I'll be a grandfather so I'll have to get used to it sooner or later. Besides, he's just a child. What kind of person would I be if I got angry at a child for being a child?"