The door clicked shut behind the principal.
The class was dead silent… for a heartbeat.
Then the murmurs started.
They knew something big was coming.
Vinci stretched his arms.
Hawkings stood up casually, cracking his knuckles like he was warming up for a chess match.
And Einstein?
He walked to the front of the class, picked up a marker like a mic, and turned to the board.
"Since there's no science teacher today…" he said smoothly, "…allow me to introduce the energy of mass."
He wrote in bold:
E = MC²
The class leaned in.
Maria rolled her eyes.
Einstein turned to the class, completely ignoring her attitude.
"This here," he pointed at the equation, "means energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. In other words—"
He paused, gave a smirk, and glanced at Maria.
"—even a little mass has great energy. Just like some people in here—tiny minds, big noise."
"Daaamn!" the class howled.
Maria straightened in her seat, eyes narrowing.
Vinci stepped up next, brushing imaginary dust from his blazer.
"I mean, technically," he added, "if we apply the principles of balance and symmetry—"
He drew a perfect circle and triangle on the board.
"—we'd realize one thing: some people's attitudes don't fit in any logical system. Not science, not math—maybe only music videos full of bad decisions."
"Oooooooh!!!" The class exploded again.
Maria scoffed loudly and stood.
"Oh please," she said, placing one hand on her hip. "All this geek talk? Let me school y'all on real art."
She cleared her throat dramatically and snapped her fingers.
"My flow is lit, no lab coat needed,
While you're in goggles, I'm already undefeated.
Talk E equals MC blah blah blah,
While I move crowds like I'm Lady Gaga!"
"Daaamn, okay!" a boy yelled.
The class clapped and laughed. Maria bowed slightly.
But Hawkings wasn't done.
He stepped forward with a smile that said your diss was cute.
"Oh we get it, you spit bars with that ego flare,
But all I see is static—girl, there's nothing rare.
We're minds that bend time, unlock black holes,
While you're out here chasing TikTok goals."
The class hollered.
One kid threw his pen in the air.
Maria raised a brow.
"TikTok goals? Huh, you boys wish you had this much style."
Maria spoke up from her corner with a grin.
"At least style comes with substance. Your rhyme was cute, but I think Hawkings just sent it to the trash folder of logic."
Everyone laughed again, turning their heads like it was a rap show.
Einstein turned to the board again and wrote:
M = A / F
"Here's Newton's Law. For every action, there's a reaction. And right now—" he turned slowly toward Maria— "the reaction is you getting schooled."
"BOOOOM!" shouted three boys from the back.
Then Einstein walked over to Eliza's desk, leaned slightly, and said coolly:
"You called us the Es, remember? Eliza and Einstein?"
He winked.
"Well… here we are. Smarter and beautiful. No formulas needed."
The girls in class squealed. Eliza blushed, hiding behind her book, but couldn't stop smiling.
Maria folded her arms, lips tight.
Einstein straightened and turned to the class.
"Now back to business."
He walked to the board and explained why light speed couldn't be surpassed, breaking it down in simple steps. Vinci followed, showing how geometry applied in real life. Hawkings explained time dilation using a train and a flashlight.
The class listened. Really listened.
Even the stubborn boys in the back were nodding.
For the first time, the trio wasn't just defending themselves—they were teaching. And the class was loving it.
Finally, Einstein turned, chalk still in hand.
"Maria," he said. "You good? Want to try this one?"
He pointed to a basic question on the board.
Maria didn't move. She stayed seated, arms crossed, not even looking at him.
He smiled again.
"No worries," he said softly. "Silence is also an answer. Just like zero—it means nothing."
"Oooooooooh!!!" The class erupted.
"Bro, he got her good!"
Even the shy students laughed this time.
Maria bit her lip but said nothing.
Meanwhile, Eliza raised her hand and answered the question with confidence. She nailed it.
Einstein nodded proudly.
The trio exchanged smiles. They weren't just geniuses anymore—they had officially earned the class's respect.
The energy in the room had shifted.
Maria had been loud.
But the brains?
They were louder.
And the diss battle?
Well, it just became legendary