abygail Johnson POV
''kyaaa, stay away, stay away you dumb ugly bird ''
i woke up suddenly at the shriek of what sounds like Tiffany, and sure enough there she is right there shooing some big Seagull with a hat away from the rail of ... the .. boat.
Wait, boat?a bird with a hat? What in...
''The hell?'' interrupted the confused voice of Williams on my left to help me realise that there are more passengers on this boat.
i could feel the confusion, panic and fear of the unknown situation am in bubbling inside me, and just when i thoght that it has fully possessed me.
'' Always be in control ''
Suddenly the memory of His voice hit me like truck waking me from my initial shock, so i did as he taught me, closing my eyes, shut out all the noise starting to stir up from the others waking up (and Tiffany still shooing the bird -with profanities now- ).
*Fooooh*(inhale)
I took deep breath noting the salty smell ( definitely the sea ).
*Shoooooh*(exhale)
I check the position of the sun, far east, early morning. Last thing i remember was, in the classroom in the evening, it was just the 10 of us in there, and then...and then...
'' focus ''
His voice nudges me again. so its safe to assume that it has been at least a full night between then and now.
I look at the horizon, no land, no ships or boats, just a endless water as far as the eye Can see.
I look at the boat we're on, wooden, with a folded sail upon a lonely mast, and a single small cabine behind it, old designe? I check the wood under my foot, strong, steady, newly coated,the ropes look tight without any Signs of wear and tear. A newly built boat.
Its size indicate to be build for 5 or so people, meaning 10 people standing on the deck makes it uncomfortably crowded.
I look at the others with me in this dilemma, everyone seem just as surprised, but i can't rule anything out yet, after all it was just us in that classroom.
Finally i let their voices hit me, still picking up any clues about our current predicament, and most importantly how to survive it.
'' What the hell is wrong with this fucking bird, why does it keep looking at me like that '' Tiffany kept on creaming and insulting the big Seagull, noticing the big guano (bird poop) on her hair, i can put the pieces together.
'' Relax Tiffany it's just a bird, i think we should be more worried about where we are right now '' says Williams ignoring the fact that said bird has a hat and a brown shoulder pack which seems to be packed with newspapers, and a small red bag on it's chest strapped around its neck.
'' that a good point James, where are we? '' said Miller, ever the kiss-ass.
'' the sea '' said Young with a flat face and so littel words like he Usually do.
'' is that a news coo? ''
'' of course its the sea, am not blind, but were in the sea '' Williams counter angerely, totally messing Young's point ( that asking such a question now with every body else obviosly just as confused, is just dumb ).
Martinez is just looking at the bird, studying it.
Brown is looking at it too, but different from Martinezand more like Garcia, a look of recognition.
while Moore looks more interested in the boat, even rubbing his hand on the wood, examining it.
So to keep things under control, and before it starts spinning out of hand(mostly with Tiffany and Williams) i had to step in and handel the situation.
'' EVERYBODY SHUT UP '' i shouted bringing everyone's attention on me '' look, i know everybody are scared and confused right now, but if we want to survive, we need to pull our heads straight and get ahead of it ''
I pause for a second to let it sink in, from their faces i Can see that some are still figurine out our dilemma(Tiffany, Garcia and Martinez) but it doesn't mater they will to catch up, so i continue.
'' first things first, Garcia what the hell is that bird there? '' instead of ansering he gave me that look lazy people like him give to the teacher every time they are told to go to board and solve some shit, the 'why me?' look.
'' wait who the fuck cares about the bird, shouldn't we try to figure out where we are right now? '' which gave Williams enough time to ask stupid questions, but instead of ansering i just kept on glaring at the hispanic boy.
It looks like he understood the meaning of my glare because he started to talk.
'' i,i don...don't know what type of bird it is, but it seem like it's dressed like a news coo ''
'' huh, from the first episode, yeah i Can see it now '' Miller interrupted before i get to ask anymore questions, i hate it when people interrupte.
'' hum? '' Williams made a dumb sound expressing his confusion.
'' you know, from that live action serie we watched a while back, you know, the stretchy guy '' the henchman explained.
'' oh yeah, i remember now, i hated watching that, excepte for the guy with the Swords everybody else just looked dumb, Oh and the girl with the orange hair '' he finished with a stupid smile on his face.
'' i love him too '' came the quiete voice of Brown at my right but no one else seem to hear her.
'' Actually i was thinking the anime... but, yeah whatever...'' Garcia's sudden confidence was crushed under his bully's gaze.
I can't seem to recognise the show, nore do i care.
Giving up on this idiots for now(i'll circle back once they figure out the shit they're in).I step pass them (a little annoying because of the small space) towards the bird, i bend a littel to look at what its carrying and tryed to reach slowly for a newspaper while trying to not frighten it.
'' hello there little bird, mind if i get one of this...'' but what happened next broke my understanding of biologie and the world, instead of staying still or flying away, it slapped my hand with its wing then useing that same wing started rubbing its feathers together as a sign of wanting money.
'' oh yeah, you have to pay first, before getting a newspaper, that is '' i just looked dumbly at Garcia Who have no idea what just happened, however a side glance at Martinez reassured me that i am not the only one in shock of what just happened, that i didn't imagine it, that i am not crazy, bird wings are not suppose to work like that.
'' hold on a second i think i have...'' Tiffany interrupted her self, pulling a dollar bill form her tight jeans back pocket and extending it toward the bird?the news coo? '' here do you have change for a...''
I tried to scream to warn her, that isn't a normal f*cking bird, but i couldn't move, couldn't speak, and before i could react, before anyone could, it snatched the bill from her hand into his red Chest bag with an annoyed expression (how can bird have such an expressive face)
'' hey...'' before Tiffany could finish her protest, it throw a folded newspaper right at her face.
And before that newspaper could even hit the floor the bird was already flying away leaving the blonde red faced demon of fury just standing there(i could've sworne i saw some fiery aura around her).
'' pfff '' it started with Brown in the back.
'' Ku, kuhu, khahahahahaha '' Garcia tripe to hold it but couldn't.
''...huhuhahahahahahah '' Williams seem to figure out that something was off about the bird but was overcome by how funny the scene before him is.
'' chehahahah'' the last to laugh was Miller only after Williams.
While Martinez and Moore just started at the direction the bird flew.
'' SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS '' Tiffany's glare was so strong i feared she might burn a hole through the wooden boat.
'' hahah,am...hah...am sorry...haha...but, i didn't even know that coos accept dollars...hahahahaha''
*BOONG*
a kick to the head was Tiffany's anser.
'' ayayay, why me? '' said Garcia in protest.
'' for opening your big mouth ass-hole '' came the solide reasoning leaving the boy silentely rubbing his head.
She then turned the way the bird flew and started screaming.
'' get back here you stupid bird, that was a 100 dollar you idiot, i wan my change back '' unfortunately it is too late, the bird is but a dot in the bleu sky now, however her words weren't in vain, cause they made the idiots laugh even harder.
'' kekhahahaha'' '' gahahahahahaha'' ''nehahahah '' ''fehahahahaha'' and causing the other four to start laughing too.
'' shut up you morons ''
*BOM,BANG,BONG*
'' why are only hiting me?''
'' Pfff '' suddenly even i couldn't hold my laugh in this absurde situation.I am stranded in the middle of the sea (possibly in a ficional world) with a bunch of idiots
'' ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha''