"Red haired cripple!" Lucky yells seeing the stump on shanks arm.
"hey don't talk to him like that!" Luffy yells and starts a physical alteration with his brother.
"Stop it you two" Shanks grumbles out and physically stops them"Anyway I'm setting sail again"
"Permanently"
"What!!" Luffy yells out "You said you would take me onto your ship!"
"I never promised you that" He smiles "And of course a kid like you can never become a pirate"
"Oh yes I will!" He yells "One day I will have a ship and crew better then yours. And become the pirate king!"
"Bandit king?" Lucky asks not really seeing the difference between a pirate and a bandit.
"Hmmff" He scoffs and turns his back on him "I will not be interacting with ragebait."
"Oh your gonna be better then us then?" he smiles and takes off his hat"well then do me a favour and keep this hat safe for me until you become a great pirate"
"D-daddy" Luffy cries out.
"hey don't I get something!" Lucky yells out and extends his hands.
Shanks chuckles and throws him a sword. "Uhh... Use these until they break. I guess"
Lucky pulls out his tounge and mocks his brother.
"I don't need no stupid weapons" Luffy crosses his arms. "Because you can't wild them for shit" Lucky reminds his brother.
-------Scene change-----
"Oh my god!" Garp yells carrying his two grandsons "First on of you eats a devil fruit and the other one has one of the greatest blade's to ever exist. Youll make find navy men!"
"Ouch how can you hurt me Grandpa I ate a fruit!" Luffy exclaims"And I'll never become a dirty marine!"
*BANG*
Lucky just keeps quiet about his ambitions to become and adventure and not a mongrel marine.
"Dammit and I actually thought the rat actually did something good for once!" He yells out "But nooooo.. he just had to infect you with his agenda!"
"""Agenda triumphs all!""" The three of them all scream.
"God Garp your family is a retarded bunch" Dadan whispers to herself.
"""Huh, what was that?"""
"Nothing ohh magnificent Garp-sama, hero for the marines!" Dadan quickly goes into glazing mode.
"Tch, that's what I thought" Garo grumbles out.
""Hey what about us!"" The duo yells pointing at one another.
"Like a bunch of squirts could scare me" She says "Anyway Garp, please don't give me anymore of your kids!"
"Ace is already ten years old is way more then what we can handle!" She pleads and the family just laughs at her suffering.
Suddenly spit lands on Luffy and luckiest face.
""Who dares to spit on thy kings!""
"Ace" Garp says "Three years y'all seniors so get along with him because y'all will be living with him"
"Nah" they both says ""Jump him and set the pecking order!"
*Bang* *Bang*
"Like I said, three years your senior" Garp says and squrries off.
"So What's the bif deal with that big forehead little, arrogant, uncool little bitch" Lucky says loudly enough for Ace to hear but he doesn't show a reaction.
"That's ace" Dadan says " He's the one who hunts your food so be grateful"
"So theoretically" He puts his finger on his chin "If we hunted for the food we will become the top dogs?"
"If you can" She mumbles and slaps luffys hand away from her steak.
"Luffy you heard the hag!" Lucky announces as they gobble up their meals and run out of the house.
"Ugrr.. They're gonna get themselves killed" she sighs "Someone go follow them before Garp shows us the huge galaxy up his ass"
""Jump the tiger!""