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IMPETUOUS

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Yep, impetuous.
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Chapter 1 - Student Council Speech

I want to be your student council vice-president. That is a lie. To be honest, I don't give a f—

Excuse me for that Zzzz of the tongue, or is it slip. It sucks to speak to people who don't get the slipper reference. Slipper is Sleipnir and Sleipnir is a stallion which was before Meg's time which everyone knows. No, every boy knows Meg the Stallion because of her ass but that don't make her a ass which is part of the horse family and so is a stallion which brings us back to Sleipnir which is a slipper. Cinderella's slipper was given to her by a fairy god mother who was on vacation from being a ferry god mother and who continued it by disappearing from Cinderella to go see her godson, the Ferris Wheel for some wheeling and dealing. Dealing with Ferris, the self-proclaimed "man of strength" is always a battle of wheels but in the end, Catherine's wheel always wins over Ferris' for Catherine's is capable of breaking any will. Will you vote for me? Mean and glowering faces from the crowd scream no but know this: These nose hairs of mine have never been plucked so pluck up the courage to vote for my rival and I will break your nose. That is no lie.