"Sir, it's too dangerous here. Please come in first and we can talk slowly, okay?"
A hotel.
Si Lanyi was shirtless, curled up on the air conditioner on the 13th floor.
Looking at the several fully armed security guards in the room and the innocent JK girl in a short skirt hiding in the corner, Si Lanyi felt like he had lost all hope.
This girl's bedding is too bad!
Why is she yelling for no reason? She was also yelling about death.
The neighbors thought someone was killed here and reported it to their uncle directly...
"Huh——"
Si Lanyi took a deep breath and said seriously: "That... Do you believe me when I say this is a misunderstanding?"
"Hey! New plot? Let's talk about it. Let me hear what's going on."
A young security guard couldn't help but joked.
As he finished speaking, a middle-aged security guard glared at him.
"Shut up!"
The young security guard shrugged and stopped talking.
In his opinion, Si Lanyi couldn't possibly jump off the building. After all, it was such a small matter. At most, he would be imprisoned for fifteen days and fined five thousand. If he had a wife, it would probably be a little more troublesome. "I lost my ID card." Si Lanyi raised his hand and pointed at the beautiful JK girl in a short skirt in the corner of the room. "Then this college student picked it up." "So we made an appointment to come to the hotel. She gave me her ID card and I transferred 1,800 to her as a thank you fee." The young security guard couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter with you taking a shower?" "I took a shower because I rushed here in a hurry and sweated all over." "She took a shower..." "Because she also rushed here in a hurry and sweated all over." "It just so happened that there was a shower in the hotel, so it was convenient, that's it." Is it reasonable? This is very reasonable! Regardless of whether others believe it or not, Si Lanyi believed it himself. At this moment. Si Lanyi's face was full of helplessness after being misunderstood, and he exuded a kind of awe-inspiring righteousness of "a person of integrity is not afraid of his own shadow".
Several security guards looked at each other.
"Puff——"
An inappropriate laugh suddenly sounded.
Seeing that everyone turned around and looked at Si Lanyi's resentful eyes, the JK girl waved her hands repeatedly and apologized: "Sorry, sorry, you continue."
After that, the JK girl lowered her head and stopped talking.
Just from the shrugged shoulders and the little hands pinching her thighs, you can see how hard she was enduring at this time.
[JK girl's picture is posted. ]
Si Lanyi now has only one idea.
That 1800...
Can it be refunded?
Even if it can't be refunded, the uncle has to confiscate it.
One learns from one's mistakes.
It seems that next time I can't find such a young man, "the mouth" is not hairy and the work is not solid, the old ancestors' words are really reasonable.
Si Lanyi sighed, gave up struggling, and prepared to get off the air conditioner.
Seeing this, the young security guard smiled and joked: "Haha, brother Why are you so depressed? With your looks that can be compared to those of readers, why would you spend money to find it? It's just a waste..." The young security guard hadn't finished his words. A "clang" sound suddenly came from the air conditioner's outdoor unit, and he quickly shut his mouth in fear. Si Lanyi was also frightened and shivered, holding the air conditioner's outdoor unit bracket above his head with both hands. "Huh--" Seeing that Si Lanyi was fine, the security guards in the room also breathed a sigh of relief. But where did the clang sound come from? At this time. Si Lanyi was looking at the air conditioner on his upper left with a confused face. A tabby cat was also looking at him. After confirming the look in his eyes. It was a familiar cat. This tabby cat was also a stray cat in the community where Si Lanyi lived. At first, he saw that its tail was broken, and he felt sorry for it, so he fed it, but later I just found out that this guy is very fierce in fighting. Almost all the cats in the community, whether stray cats or domesticated, have been beaten by him.
Even the dogs passing by will be beaten if they look at him for a few more times.
A trace of doubt flashed in Si Lanyi's eyes. Is this cat here to seek revenge?
But...
This is the thirteenth floor!
How the hell did you climb up? ? ?
"(＞^ω^＜) meow"
At this time, the tabby cat also recognized Si Lanyi, and after a cry, it rushed straight into Si Lanyi's arms.
Si Lanyi subconsciously reached out to catch it.
Then.
Si Lanyi: ? ? ?
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? ? ?
Feeling his body leaning outward, Si Lanyi didn't even have time to shout "Fuck", and immediately stretched out a hand to grab the air conditioner outdoor unit bracket.
His fingertips brushed against the bracket.
"Ah! "
Si Lanyi let out a low roar with his Adam's apple rolling, his adrenaline soaring, his long-trained waist exerted force suddenly, and he reached out again.
All this.
It happened in a flash.
In the room, several uncles couldn't help holding their breath, staring at the hand without blinking.
There is hope!
Just when Si Lanyi's palm was about to grab the bracket.
The tabby cat in his arms didn't know whether it was frightened by the roar or sensed the danger, and kicked Si Lanyi in the chest, using the force to jump towards the air conditioner outside the unit.
At the same time, this kick also stopped Si Lanyi's hand from grabbing the bracket.
"Fuck! You ungrateful bastard!"
Si Lanyi cursed, and his other hand stretched out like lightning, grabbing the tabby cat's broken tail.
"Meow!"
"Come back to me! Let's die together! "
The tabby cat screamed and was pulled back into Si Lanyi's arms.
Si Lanyi's eyes widened as he looked at the clear blue sky that was rapidly receding.
The rapidly changing scene blurred his vision, and fear and dizziness intertwined, and every second was infinitely stretched.
'Forget it, it's better to die like this, anyway, there is nothing to miss in this world...'
As soon as this thought came up.
Si Lanyi felt a burning sensation in his chest.
"Hiss——"
The stinging pain was like being burned by Luo Tie, and Si Lanyi couldn't help but gasp.
Si Lanyi's eyes flashed with doubt, and he subconsciously looked down.
However.
It only took him 3 seconds at most for an adult to fall from the 13th floor.
His sight just moved down a little bit, and he only had time to see a red light.
Then.
Si Lanyi felt a sharp pain all over his body.
His eyes went black, and he completely lost consciousness.
...
The protagonist died, and the whole book is over!
Haha, just kidding.