EP.1 Third Oldest Sister – 1
Beep-
I hear the familiar sound of the front door opening.
But I don't take my eyes off the game I'm playing.
'It's gotta be the third oldest sister, no doubt.'
The current time is 2:36 a.m.
A time when any normal person would be asleep.
But my third oldest sister had said she'd be out drinking late tonight.
Creak-creak-
Soon, I can hear her footsteps approaching the stairs,
and the sound of her coming up to the second floor spreads through the quiet house.
'Should've closed my door.'
I'd left it open because of the heat from the computer,
but now the noise she was making was breaking my concentration.
As I debated whether to close the door or not,
the third oldest sister was already upstairs.
'She'll just go to her room, right?'
But that was a mistake.
Even though it sounded like she'd reached her own door, her footsteps didn't stop.
She was actually coming toward my room.
"Daehyun~"
Her voice sounded full of cheer.
Even without getting close, I could smell the alcohol from here.
If I'd closed the door, I could've ignored her,
but the third oldest sister appeared through the open door.
"You got totally wasted again, huh."
"Well, you know~ My friend broke up with her boyfriend~"
"Just wash your feet and go to bed."
Just as I was about to turn my attention back to the computer,
she lifted the bag she was holding.
"This sister brought chicken. Aren't you going to eat with me?"
"Chicken?"
The delicious smell tickled my nose.
And right on cue, a message popped up on the screen saying the game was over.
[You have been defeated.]
I felt a bit annoyed that I lost because of her,
but my appetite quickly brought a smile to my face.
"I was just starting to get hungry, so this is perfect."
"But if Mom asks what time I came home tomorrow, you have to say I came back early, okay?"
"So it's a bribe after all."
If it's this kind of bribe, I'll welcome it anytime.
I turned off the game and got up from my seat.
"Let's eat here."
"Why eat here uncomfortably? Let's eat at the table."
"If Mom wakes up and sees, the bribe won't mean anything."
"Oh… so that's your plan?"
She looked totally drunk, but her mind was working surprisingly well.
Or maybe she'd thought of it before she started drinking.
"Well… chicken is chicken, even if we crouch and eat it in the room."
"Hehe… I bought some beer too, just in case."
She put the chicken and beer down on the floor.
Not just one can, but an eight-pack.
"Are you drinking more?"
"This is just a hangover cure."
"If you end up peeing yourself again like last time, Mom's going to scold you."
"Then you can clean it up secretly for me."
"Yeah right. I'll tell Mom right away."
"Then I'm confiscating the chicken."
She selfishly pulled the chicken toward herself.
I had no choice but to agree, even if it was a lie.
"Fine, I'll clean it up. But shouldn't you at least say you usually don't wet yourself?"
"I already have a record, so I can't help it."
She smiled bashfully,
and I couldn't help but think to myself how pretty she was.
'She's objectively pretty, for sure.'
Brown hair down to her shoulders.
A chest that couldn't be hidden by her clothes.
A face that made you want to sigh in admiration.
She had a laid-back vibe and was the type of woman any guy would have a hard time disliking.
But if I said that out loud, she'd definitely tease me, so I kept it to myself.
"Since your sister bought it, say thank you before you eat."
"Do I really have to?"
"If you don't want to, don't eat."
"Thank you, Chaehee noona, for buying me chicken."
Seo Chaehee.
She was the third oldest sister in this house, but we weren't related by blood.
To be precise, nobody in this house was related to me by blood.
Not even my mom.
But since we'd lived together since we were little, it was no different from being family.
"Shall we make a toast first?"
Clink-pshh-
Chaehee noona popped open a beer
and, in a move befitting someone seriously drunk, raised it for a toast.
"Let's toast so I don't pee on the floor from being drunk."
"I'll try, but I probably won't remember."
Clink-
The sound of cans bumping echoed,
and Chaehee noona and I immediately brought the beer to our lips.
"Ahh… Beer at night really is the best."
"You're always up at night."
"That's why it tastes so good."
I laughed playfully,
and she shot back with a mischievous grin.
"You just jerk off at night anyway, right?"
"What are you talking about?"
Chaehee noona and I were close enough to bicker like this all the time.
So sometimes, our conversations got a little risqué.
'Who's going to take this shameless sister off my hands?'
Even with such blunt talk, her expression didn't change.
There was no hint of shame or embarrassment.
"You got caught jerking off in front of me before, remember?"
"Ah! That's because you suddenly walked in!"
My face flushed at the memory I wanted to forget.
It was a story that always came up when we drank together,
but I never got used to it.
"Pfft… Hey, you'll wake the other sisters."
Chaehee noona laughed in triumph and closed the door.
But even though I knew I'd lost, I couldn't say anything.
'I wish I could get her back just once.'
Maybe it was the alcohol creeping up on me,
but I wanted to ask her something for a change.
"Noona, don't you ever jerk off?"
It was a timid protest,
but she answered calmly.
"Yeah, I do. But unlike you, I lock the door."
It was a totally unexpected comeback.
I was at a loss for words.
I thought I was getting her back,
but she acted like she was glad I asked.
"You said you don't, so I can check your computer, right?"
Oh, crap.
My computer didn't have any kind of lock on it right now.
Chaehee noona showed a subtle expression for a moment,
then got up as if to rush at my computer.
"You said you don't, so I'm going to check!"
"W-wait! Hold on! I never said I don't!"
"So you do, then?"
She suddenly turned around
and stared straight at me.
Her eyes were pretty, but full of mischief.
I couldn't tell the truth,
but I couldn't lie either.
If I told the truth, she'd tease me for years,
but if I lied, she'd find my porn and eroge on my computer right now.
"N-no… It's not like that…"
"Pfft… I'm just messing with you. I don't even need to check; I can tell just by how flustered you are."
I lost.
I could never beat Chaehee noona at this kind of thing.
Especially since she caught me jerking off that one time.
"Noona, are you crazy? What kind of woman talks about that so openly?"
"Who else but me?"
She sat back down on the floor, looking proud of herself.
I could only look at her in disbelief.
"You're totally in the palm of my hand."
"Cut me some slack, will you? Seriously…"
"By the way, what kind of porn do you watch at night?"
Looks like she has no intention of dropping the porn topic.
Usually, she'd tease me once and stop,
but when she was drunk, she could get really persistent.
"Porn without girls like you in it."
"Hmmm… Really?"
Suddenly, I felt a wave of anxiety.
Chaehee noona's face looked a little hurt, like her pride had been wounded.
When it got to this point, there was no stopping her.
"Then how about this?"
Chaehee noona suddenly took off her top,
revealing her pale skin and breasts.
Her black bra, along with her large breasts, gave off a sensual vibe.
"W-what are you doing?"
This had never happened before.
Sometimes she'd make dirty jokes,
but she'd never actually exposed herself like this.
My voice betrayed my embarrassment,
but she just struck a seductive pose, as if she was enjoying it.
"My little brother said I wasn't attractive, so I wanted to check if that's really true."
"What kind of nonsense is that…"
Twitch-
Unlike my words, my lower body reacted honestly.
I could feel the blood rushing down,
and my dick was slowly getting hard.
"We'll see if it's nonsense or not."
"Noona, you're really drunk, you should go to bed…"
Chaehee noona reached behind her back
and unhooked her black bra.
I didn't even have time to stop her.
Honestly, my body just wouldn't cooperate.
"So, what do you think? Aren't my boobs pretty?"
Chaehee noona dropped her bra on the floor.
Her breasts were so beautiful, I couldn't help but be amazed.
My mind went blank, not knowing what to say.
Then, in a voice that was both seductive and provocative, she said,
"Hey, get your dick up."
My dick stood up at her call,
and it was obvious from the bulge in my pants that I was hard.
"Hmmm… Daehyun, your dick's gotten a lot bigger, huh? Or should I call it a cock now?"
Her tone was playful,
but what she said was shocking.
"Want me to suck it for you?"
With that one sentence, my dick got so hard it wouldn't go down anymore.