It wasn't easy being a Greyrat.
Touted as the one of the horniest of the four great houses, Greyrats were seen as barbaric people who only craved lust and satiation from sex every waking hour of their day!
Reality was of course somewhat tamer. Rudeus Greyrat and his wives were only partially crazy about sex…
With a lot of fantastical thoughts about how he'll love all three of his wives tonight, Rudeus entered his home- "I'm back!"
No one welcomed him in.
That's strange.
His brows knit closer and he grasped his staff tighter. With steady careful steps he moved towards some mild chatter. There were definitely people in there and some of them were chatting in the guestroom but how… how come no one noticed he'd arrived? Sylphy or Aisha was supposed to notice, right? They were always waiting for him. Heck, even Eris was supposed to be waiting tonight. So, what was going on?
Did someone break in and overpowered- no, no. Rudy shook his head. Eris was in tonight. There was no way someone could break in here and overpower her. Rather, she probably overpowered the burglar and-
And everyone was probably too busy dealing with that. It had to be that, right!?
While Rudeus kept making things up in his head, he carefully made way for the guestroom and was prepared to nuke whatever was in there but the warmth from his face drained instantly.
A man stood proud in orange and blue. He was muscular, had obscure but very iconic hair and he was standing next to someone on the floor.
Someone Rudeus knew to be the strongest woman in the house. Eris. Passed out but still breathing.
Rudeus instantly recognized the man in orange and instead of flipping out in rage, he pointed his staff at him and conjured up his strongest earthen bullet which grew huge and spun around violently as it crashed into man in point blank range. Boom! He went flying, and took half of the room with him.
Debris and smoke obscured Rudeus' view. His heart raced, his lungs roared yet he didn't even blink or think to run to his wife on the floor. He didn't have the luxury as the man in orange had not taken any significant damage and was still on his feet.
"I expected more," the man said, and in Japanese. "But not bad. Almost on par with Bulma's slap when she got mad about me accidentally watching her saggy brea- ahem, they were not saggy at all. Totally not saggy at all!"
The heck is this guy-
Eris rose up without effort and with her hands on her hips struck a pose and laughed. "Rudeus, that was wonderful!"
No, it wasn't. He stared around and tried to locate the people hiding in here. He found his other two wives and even the maids.
His mother wasn't here. Neither was Norn.
"You guys, what were you guys even doing?" Rudeus asked.
The man in orange warped in font of Rudeus. "Sorry about that. I asked them how to get you to fight me seriously and she said, you'd take me seriously if she pretended to be hurt."
He can speak this world's language? What was going on? "You're Goku, right?" Rudeus ended up asking.
"That's right. I'm Goku. Nice to meetcha!" He laughed.
Damn… Rudeus gulped seeing his childhood hero right before his very eyes. "I-I am Ru-Rudeus Greyrat… nice to meet you sir," he said grabbing Goku's hand and shaking it with both of his.
For a second there Rudeus had completely forgotten about how he'd been deceived even moments ago and yet, yet he didn't care anymore.
After all, despite what happened, he could have the house fixed and everyone were safe. Goku was sort of crazy but he wasn't evil.
But wait- "What are you doing here?" Rudeus asked.
"I don't know. I was traveling with Whis through the galaxy and all of a sudden I got thrown off and crashed into a planet, and then miss Redhead found me and brought me here promising good meat and a strong warrior!"
Rudeus stared and blinked a couple of times. He had no idea who Whis was but he sort of got the picture.
He took a seat and slowly zoned out as food was brought to the table. Sylphy and Roxy sat beside him and while Sylphy gazed at him with concern, Rudeus was far too much in a daze to be noticing his wives.
"I'm sure they'll come get me," Goku said, chomping on meat and gulping down rice like there was no tomorrow.
An actual manga character… alive. He eats so much… where is that food even going?
Rudeus's head was spinning.