Kya matlab ghus gaye, aur mere hi room mein kyu tumhare saath mai bhi fas jaaungi! Aur tum, le go of me" par nahi sahabzaade hile tak nahi apni jagah se and then this senior guy was again like" aree aisa kuch nahi hoga chill" chill? Kis baat pe inke wajah hostel chodne wali baat pe? mai ayush ye veer aur ye sudheer"
Ayush: abe veer let her go
Veer thoda peeche hata aur beena kuch bole chair pe jaake baith gaya i mean mere hi kamre aake mujhe dhamka ke ab aap man marzi karenge! Huh
Ayesha: aur tum kis khushi mein yaha aaye ho?
Ayush: hesitantly) kuch kaam tha.
Ayesha: sab jaanti hu girls hostel mein ladko ka kaam ab bas niklo yaha se jaldiiii
And utne mein hi ek aur baar door knock hua and i knew who it was chudaill obviously! Aur phir chali hua ayush ka natak ki please batana nahi hum pakka chale jayenge ye wo kehete hue dono mere washroom mein ghus gaye par veer apne jagah se nahi hila he was still staring me ajeeb banda hai problem mein hai par attitude ki kami nahi hai bande mein aur phir ayush ke laakh baar bolne pe wo bhi washroom ke andar aur phir maine darwaza khola and i didn' t know maine kab decide kiya ki mai in logon ko bachaungi.
Warden: teen ladke ghuse hai hostel mein isi taraf aye the tumne kuch suna?
Ayesha: nahi maine kuch nahi suna.
Warden: aise kaise? Poori hostel jagi hui hai itna shor ho raha hai bahar aur tume kuch pata nahi hai? Mujhe room check karna hai.
At this point mein dar gayi coz agar mai aise fasungi toh ye chudail mujhe kacha khaa jayegi but pata nahi konsi aatma aagayi thi mujhe maine full confidence ke saath use bol
Are meri maa is दो foot ke kamre mein macchar ke liye jagah nahi hai mai teen london ko kya khaak chupalungi aur kaha checking karni hai tumhe pankhe ke upar ya darwaaze ke peeche?
Huhh iske baad warden ki shakal dekhne layak thi yaar theek hai theek hai karke chali gayi.
Door band karne ke baad maine shaanti ki saas li and i was kinda proud of this version of mine.
Ayush: ayesha yaar thank you soo much iske liye
Sudheer: thanks
But i was expecting some thing from that sadu and seriously I do not know why atleast i deserved a thanks yaar i mean maine" Ayesha Sharma" ne apni neendh ki kurbaani di inn logon ke liye huh and he didn' t even smile at me. pata nahi i just get pissed of by seeing him and he is definitely nothing less than annoying huh. and somehow i managed to get these people out. Annd it' s my beauty sleep time!
Next day was as usual but i was sleepy as hell and i guess that' s the reason i got kicked out of the class but i closed my eyes only for तीन seconds i promise thanks to those idiots!
As soon as i am out of the class i see ayush stupidly smiling at me even sudheer joined me and was like kya madam humne toh aapko topper samjha tha par aap subah subah class ke bahar aise. and started laughing at me. But i was already mad at them.
Aap hii ka kiya dhara hai ye agar tum log mujhe kal aise majboor nahi karte toh mai class mein atleast sote hue toh nahi padki jaati" and i just walked off!