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"Whether this is a game or reality, why and how it happened to me, it does not matter anymore, for I have to survive," Nova thought. In the world of Etarion, a realm where even nightmares and possibilities intertwine. Zade, a young man from a post-apocalyptic Earth, finds himself transmigrated into a beautiful yet much darker, evolved world. In this world, where he found himself, power comes at a steep price, and the rules of existence are dictated by one akin to a god, a player in a twisted game. Caught between two worlds, he awakens as a unique being, a rarity unseen for ages, with limitless potential and countless paths before him. Yet, challenges loom, and survival demands that he navigate this perilous world while confronting the mysteries of his fate as he sets out on a path only the most brave can navigate, one where legends intertwined. Other tags: #Evolution #Undead #R18

Tavern doors never close on the festive dockside. Traders, settlers, wanderers, and outlaws gather, drawn by the excitement of the New World. The air smells of smoke, salt and sweat, sails catch wind beside steam locomotives' whistles and pistons, each vessel either arriving with strange goods and stranger tales or departing with the thunderous farewells. You step aboard one of them, another spirited adventurer in the crowd, and spend months at sea from docks to harbours, continents to isles, to steam across a windless sea under an endless night sky. When sunlight hits your deck once more, it reveals the New World's waters, like pouring paint into the void. You see the distant sails in the grand harbour of a forested continent and cheer with the exclamations of waking passengers upon seeing the continent, name pending, no sovereigns and no laws. The landing of all those visiting from the Old World, a boiling pot of all kinds of cultures with each person's distinct flavours of friends, enemies, grudges and dreams. Without hesitation you leave it behind and vanish into the forest, wanting simply to dedicate your life to exploring the interior of the continent. How surprising is it when you found that the elves are all sleeping beauties! Capture them all! Hahahahahahahaha! I like text to speech so I'm giving a shot at present tense second person writing to lean into a listener's POV. Enjoy! I recommend Sonia en-GB for the narrator at 1.5 times speed. It sounds the most natural to my ear and it's what I'll be using when designing my text for text to speech.

Yeri was once a succubus, a powerful and irresistible seductress who fed on desire. Now reborn as a stunning young woman in the modern world, she must navigate the confusing collision of her human innocence and her demonic memories. One night, fate leads her into the path of Shin Keir, a dangerously magnetic and notorious CEO known for getting everything he wants—except peace. Their accidental encounter sparks an intense, uncontrollable passion, and a single night together changes everything. *** Excerpt: The dream had returned. Same eerie forest. Same surreal woman in the crimson dress. But this time, the setting had changed slightly. She now stood at the edge of a cliff made of jagged, glowing red rocks that resembled oversized rubies. Scarlet butterflies floated around her like living embers. A thick fog blanketed the area like some forbidden realm between worlds. She turned to him, her smile soft, sweet—and somehow tragic. She was heartbreakingly beautiful, ethereal yet forlorn, like a love story written in fading ink. Shin had tried to call out, but the wind swallowed his voice. As he stepped forward, the woman mouthed something. He couldn't hear her. Then, in a horrifying instant, her body tilted, and she plummeted off the cliff. The despair that followed wasn't just a feeling—it was a full-body, soul-tearing scream that never made it past his throat. Without hesitation, Shin leapt after her. He awoke convulsing, drenched in cold sweat. His eyes gleamed with a strange madness, a devil struggling behind the polished CEO exterior. *** Disclaimer- Places and characters are all works of fiction.

{WSA 2025 Entry!} {Chaos Activated!} "The True Form Of Order is chaos, It is a tale as old as time itself!" Since Dungeons began appearing around the world, things have changed. The world has evolved, letting dungeons alter the genetics of humans, giving some of them abilities and powers that no ordinary person would have. These abilities were called magic, and the ability to use them or even control them was called having mana. Almost 80% of the world’s population has gotten this ability. When a person who awakens their magic is seen, he or she will be taken for evaluation. To see their strength, there were strong and dangerous warriors who had to be used to keep the dungeon at bay and make sure that nothing happened to the world. Amid all this chaos, Darius Winters, a typical loser trying to make sure he would make enough money to pay for his sister's treatment, joins a guild on a raid. When his life is changed, Darius gains a powerful system, and he can get stronger than he was; the system makes him potentially the strongest warrior in the city. But he chooses to hide from the spotlight and take care of his sister. But how long can he keep up with that? when he is thrown in the middle of a brewing war between divine beings

Although born of parents of which both are demons,he was a half breed,his eerie existence cloaking a prophecy of doomsday for his kind but he was born with purity. His birth was prevented yet was he begotten,with a fate of which he fought to escape from. His name is Ramses He's the origin,the end an agent of both destruction and peace. ******************** ***************** Ariane turned abruptly to leave but Ramses blocked her way. Before she could utter another word she found herself in his arms,his hand tightly wrapped around her waist She was so close that she could hear his heartbeat And with those grey eyes peering deeply into hers he whispered, "Despite you being human,not even destiny nor Fate can take you away from me".... Note: This book is in three parts. Part one:In a Demon continent bathed in lies the events occurring when Ramses was a child,an unusual being who is neither demon or human,including the Demon emperor's investigations in the murder of his wife as he fights to protect his son at all cost. Part two:Something different...years had passed with changing times,read to discover... Part three: The present day (modern times).

A Demon Slayer Fanfic. It follows a new original character Ryo Tsukihara. The story follows the original canon events and timeline as much as possible.

Your average joe, becomes Kazuya Kinoshita, but instead of simping he's now streaming. Chaos ensures. Note: 1. There just might be no romance at all in this, as I suck at those(could change my thoughts later on). 2. While the plot might be dumb, I would try my best that the canon characters stick to there personality. 3. This is a crackish type of fic, so if you don't like those, then you can skip this. 4. English and grammar should not have any problem, but if there is, pls point it out on the sentence itself, if you can and i'll edit it. 5. Lastly feedback and criticism is heartfully accepted, as it is my first fic. Disclaimer: I don't own Rent a girlfriend and any of its characters, except some oc's I might make

David Star was a broken man. Divorced, drunk, and miserable, he spent the last five years of his life writing a chaotic fanfic where the female protagonist escaped a tragic fate in her original franchise and gained friends from other worlds to live a happy life full of adventure. But before he could finish it, he was killed in a random drive-by shooting at the age of thirty. Then he opened his eyes… in his own story he remembers nothing about. Now he has a second chance. The heroines of countless franchises, girls who were never meant to meet, are here. Their stories are different and somehow, they're crossing paths with him. Armed with the Chaotic God's Harem System, David gains strength through seduction, passion, and connection. To survive and thrive in this world, he’ll have to do what he couldn’t before: live boldly, selfishly, and make every woman who enters his life want to stay. A black-haired time traveler clings to him like he's her lifeline. A cheerful blonde gyaru with a love for cosplay looks at him like he’s her entire world. More girls appear, each with a story, each with scars, and each one drawn to something in him. * * * Author's Note: Hope that AI-generated synopsis was bearable. I hate reading AI-generated words, but I'm not the best at summarizing things and would likely end up writing an entire chapter's worth of words for it. The cover for this was also AI-generated and I couldn't get it right so what's uploaded is as close as possible, though David doesn't look like what's shown on the cover. :/ This is my first time writing, and honestly? I don’t know if it’s good. But! It’s therapeutic, and I hope someone out there enjoys it. The story doesn’t take itself seriously most of the time. Some chapters are total fourth-wall breaks just to explain stuff without bogging down the plot. Anyway, the story starts off a little dark and slow, but that fades pretty quickly. Once things get going, it becomes full-on smutty harem fanfic trash--and I say that with love. Expect mechanics inspired by 'Dimensional Group Chat' and 'Inner Voice' novels. Expect crossover madness. Expect a horny bastard building a multiversal empire. - No yuri in the harem - No NTR for David in his new world - No mercy if he’s out of patience - He doesn’t like killing women, but he will if he has to - He will steal your girl (yes, Netori) David gets strong fast, and yeah, it’s kinda broken. But that’s the point. He suffered enough in his old life. Now it’s his turn to win. If you think this is trash… you’re probably right. But maybe you’ll enjoy the dumpster fire with me. Just as a warning, I have a neurological condition that makes me fall asleep whenever I do anything stimulating (like writing or revising chapters) so while I will try to upload chapters as much as I can, I can't promise any specific schedule because my ass gets put to sleep quite often.

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The soul of a young woman, taken to the abyss. She had not known she was dead, which was a tragedy to be poisoned by her own loved ones. Though she was very sick in her old life, so they did what they could to let her be at peace, and she ends up living her dream. This sweet young woman loved mermaids, so she became one and lived happily.

Getting thrown into another world was not how I expected my day to go. Especially, if that world was something that only existed inside a screen. But oh well, atleast I could be the very best like no one ever was. **** A Pokémon SI Story about Wally. Light-hearted theme. Posted on Royal Road and qq.

In a world where dreams are painted in betrayal and broken hearts, she is the canvas everyone wants to claim. Liora Solene thought art academy would be her escape — a place where she could finally leave behind the ghosts of a painful childhood. Instead, she finds herself tangled in a dangerous love triangle: A charming musical theatre major who promises freedom but hides his own wounds. A quiet film director who sees her as both muse and masterpiece. And a vengeful ex-boyfriend who refuses to let her go—even if it means destroying everything she builds. As secrets unravel and lies stack higher, Liora must fight to protect her art, her future, and, most of all, herself. In the end, the hardest choice isn’t between them. It's between who she was and who she dares to become.

After years of exhausting work as an editor, constantly meeting impossible deadlines and dealing with frustrating clients, he finally reached the finish line—his long-awaited vacation. No more emails, no more last-minute revisions, just pure, uninterrupted laziness. His perfect plan? Lock himself inside his house, watch his favorite shows, playing video games, sleep to his heart’s content, and embrace a life of pure relaxation. But just as he was about to enjoy the bliss of doing absolutely nothing… he woke up somewhere else. Not just anywhere—but in another world, inside the body of a young noble boy. And not just any noble boy—the second son of a Marquis, notorious for his laziness and bad reputation. Great. Just great. Yet, instead of questioning the absurdity of his situation, he did what he did best—ignored everything and went back to sleep. Unfortunately, the world refused to let him be. --- [System installed...] [Congratulations, Host! You have been chosen as the new candidate of this world.] [Please complete the following task to finish the quest and receive a reward.] [Warning: Failure to complete the quest within the time limit will result in consequences.] [...] [...] [...Host?] [Didn’t you hear what I said?] [WAKE UP!] Zzzzz… And so, his peaceful days were over before they even began. Now, with an annoying system breathing down his neck, a family that already expects nothing from him but Spoils him like idiot, a hateful Tsundere brother, and a world filled with magic power, skills, abilities, monsters, adventures, struggles and dangers, and all he wants is to laze around. But will the world really let him? The Answer is: Of course I will RP ____ if you have suggestions and ideas, join this Discord: https://discord.gg/RbcrswC3

A mage from distant lands. Hated by the world, she carries its secrets to the lands of the immortal, the demonic and the divine, while being harassed by a certain Dark Lord. --- Author's note: I got bored so, I made this. My grammar isn't the best, plus I'm starting to suspect both my breaking keyboard and failing autocorrect is scheming against me, so sorry about that. I made this while drawing inspiration from my half-baked knowledge of different stuff I've read as well as a story I wrote in secret back in high school (that I never showed anyone, or finished). I wanted to include as many different things as I possibly could when i started writing this stuff which is probably why it is such a mess (especially the names. I wanted to use names from different places in the world, but it got confusing.) I don't want to offend anyone or make any statements on anything in my writing. It is mostly just for self-amusement. That being said, if you like it then good for you. And if you don't, then why are you still here? Shoo! Go! Get out of here! Anyways, enjoy! Oh look! My note is longer than the synopsis! Lets make it longer! Oh look, a butterfly! Whee! Byeeeee!

Reborn into 1993, Lin Ge, back in his high school days, activates the Divine Check-in System. While others are still striving to earn their first pot of gold, he has already checked in for countless rewards. "You have checked in and received: The Xia Nation's first Mercedes-Benz Maybach." "You have checked in and received: A Star-rated Hotel, valued at 6 million." "You have checked in and received: A Movie Theater in the City Center." One day after school, a suitor on a bicycle invited the school beauty, Yu Kelan, out. "I'm sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up." With a faint smile, Yu Kelan gracefully departed in a Maybach, leaving behind the suitor on the verge of tears. For Advance Chapters join my ko-fi/WillowDreamer

After becoming the Supreme Bishop of Fontaine, Ye accumulated an immense amount of pressure, especially because of the Hydro Archon, Furina, who made him feel overwhelmed every single day. But there was no way around it. People have to live, people have to eat, and no matter how much pressure one is under, work still needs to be done. And so, under the weight of such a life, the overwhelming pressure persisted for a full five hundred years. Ye and Furina worked together continuously for five hundred years, without a single day off. Feeling like he could no longer endure it, Ye began submitting resignation letters one after another to Furina—only to have them all rejected. With lifeless eyes, he stared at his cunning superior, who seemed to say, "I'm still holding on, so don't think you can escape alone! If we're going to wear down, we'll wear down together!" He even couldn't help but entertain the thought of assassinating the Hydro Archon and then ending his own life, thinking, "Let's both be free!" Fortunately, just at that moment, two stress-relief tools appeared. One was a loli-like being named Baoyu, who claimed to be some sort of system. She told Ye that he had become a character in the game Genshin Impact and that he could earn rewards from her by gaining popularity in the game. The other was a girl named Nameless, who claimed to be the embodiment of Ye's dreams. She said she could help Ye construct any dream he desired while he slept, thereby relieving his stress. --- Note: This is a translation. Name: 枫丹最高主教 Author: 月风夜 If you want to read advance chapters, please visit: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

"She didn't want his heart to protect it, she wanted it to break it." Amara, a woman who was found mysteriously in the woods, her innocent-looking eyes filled up with tears. She couldn't speak properly but suddenly, she was all over the Alpha, Nicolas. The same guy who gave her shelter in the pack. "Behave, Amara, you won't like the consequences later," he said. "I don't want to behave, I want to be disciplined by you. F*ck me, daddy."

A Baekhyun Academy Romance When a national scandal forces Korea’s most elite school to “clean up its image,” a mysterious merit list appears—offering five poor students a golden ticket into Baekhyun International Academy. Seventeen-year-old Song Hae-won, daughter of a struggling noodle vendor, wakes up to find her name on the list. She didn’t apply. She didn’t even want to go. Now she’s surrounded by billionaires’ heirs, fake smiles, and cameras waiting for her to trip. Worse? The school’s hottest, most dangerous boys suddenly know her name. The cold one glares like he wants to ruin her. The charming one flirts like she’s a game. And the princess in heels? She might be the scariest of them all. Everyone says Baekhyun changes people. But no one warned them about Hae-won. All she wanted was a chance. What she got was a war. She may be quiet. But she didn’t come to play.

A young down to earth boy and a flirty foxy detective. A cat and mouse story with revenge and the hidden dark story behind the curtain. How will their encounter unfold into a thrilling and suspension romance? Look forward!

I died the way I lived—cheap, broke, and naked. One freak laptop accident later, I wake up in my younger body… back when I still had hair, hope, and zero rent money. But this time, I’ve got something else. A system. One that talks. One that levels me up. One that feeds off... intimacy with women carrying “Yin-rich energy.” And the first target? My mysterious landlady. She’s mature, curvy, and definitely hiding more than just a killer figure under that robe. To grow stronger, I’ll have to seduce, satisfy, and survive the “Dual Cultivation Trials” the System keeps throwing at me—each more insane than the last. It’s time to become the strongest lewd cultivator in the modern world. And I’ll start... by paying my rent. Tags: romance | reincarnation | system | r18 | comedy | harem | cultivation | slice of life | fast paced | urban | academy | milfs | older women