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I Just Wanted To Nap : So Why Am I Guild Master?!

WSA 2025 PARTICIPATION... > "They say he defeated an ancient dragon by yawning. Literally. Just stretched out his hand, and poof, no more dragon." — Young apprentice warden. > "I’m pretty sure he sleeps through our strategy meetings… but somehow, things go better when he doesn’t chime in." — Tutor. > "He refused to fight me, saying, ‘I’m too lazy to beat you today.’ I don’t know what’s more humiliating: his refusal, or the fact that he was probably right." — Rival guild leader. > "I saw him fall asleep in the middle of a war. He woke up two hours later, raised a hand, and the entire battlefield froze. Literally. We had to drag him to his tent so he could finish his nap." — Right-hand man. > "Want to know how to become an S-rank mage at seventeen without getting off your couch? Ask him. And pray he bothers to answer." — Guild instructor. > "He’s never submitted a report. He didn’t even show up to the Association’s summons. He drives me up the wall. And yet… we can’t punish him. We don’t dare." — Guild inspector. > "A leader? Him? He spends his days sleeping in his greenhouse. But when we need him… it’s like the world stops to listen." — Guild member. > "He talked to a thousand-year-old spirit like it was an old buddy he ran into at the market. And he got his way. I still don’t get how." — Former raider, officially retired since that incident. > Note found scrawled on a corner of a wall in a magical greenhouse: "If no one’s looking for me, I’m sleeping. If it’s urgent… wait until tomorrow. Thanks." — ...
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