Hmm where do I start. I guess I should start with how I got into this situation
For a little backstory my name is John… John wick no not the bad ass I'm just your everyday avrage person I like anime reading fanfics and all that stuff now that that's over with on with the story of how I got here..
I was laying in my bed reading some fanfics thinking about writing my own when I noticed the time it was 1:30 in the morning
"Sigh" I guess I should go to bed now that schools on summer break I have a job I have to go to so I go to bed
When I wake up I notice I'm late for work but to be hinest I didn't really want to go anyway I'll just call in sick or something
"I Might be able to finally finish bleach tybw" I said thinking out loud.
But I'm definitely gonna need snacks so I get up and get dressed making my way to the corner store
Ding!
I walk in going over to get me some chips and beef jerky when I suddenly heard
"Everybody get down on the ground unless you want to die this is a robbery"
I ran and hid behind one if the aisles peeking out I see a tall dude with a hot pink gun shouting and telling the cashier to give him the money
Now I know what I'm about to do next is stupid and I don't know why I did it either honestly I'm even ashamed of how it played out
When he turned his back and faced the cashier I tried to sneak up on him and it would have worked to "sigh"
When I was right up on him about to grab him I suddenly got tripped by nothing but the air but it gets even worse.
The robber turned around bright pink gun in hand and I trip and it goes straight into my mouth in that moment I thought to myself am I the thot sought that lives next door except instead of a bright pink dildo it was a gun…
Then everything turned blank and when I could see again if yiu can call it that I noticed I was just floating in a all white space I say floating because I don't have a body I'm just a blob of light and because theirs no ground.
Anyway that's how I ended up in this situation when an unknown amount of time passed felt like forever to me but I heard a voice and it told me time doesn't flow here anyway let's see what this voice has to say
"You have died before your time which is partially my faul"
Before the voice could finish I cut him off slightly angry
"Before my time and partially your fault I'm gonna need an explanation" the voice goes on to me how it happened
"So let me get this straight a god decided to play with my life purposefully triped me to where the gun would go in my mouth and In turn made me dies before my time"
"Yes and I apologize so I'll give you some wishes and sense you died before your time the afterlife doesn't have a spot for you so you'll either have to go to another world and yes before you ask all those fantasy worlds are real or reincarnate back into this one though that option you won't be able to have wishes"
"I obviously pick the wishes and new world what kind of idiot would choose the other option"
(Somewhere on earth a baby sneezed and his overprotective parents rushed him to the hospital)
"So about the wishes how does it work"
"Firstly the main rules everyone know about like no wishing for more wishes and no instant god like powers."
"But you can wish for just about anything that I know from fanfics and anime's and I know basically all of them sense this world is the origin of them all and technically made them now onto your wishes"
"Ok ok let me think" I said with excitement
I start thinking if I was a fanfic protagonist what would be the best wishes obviously something to do with bloodlines that in of its self is and instant level up, umm someway to travel to different worlds, and a way for me to be talented at whatever I do hmmmm..
Ok so bloodline I want multiple but I'm pretty sure I'd wast multiple wishes because each one would be a new wish so a way to have multiple so I'd need a wish that lets me take bloodlines and assimilate them into my self something like the predator or gluttony skill.
Now a way to travel to different worlds I'm sure if I was able to make adjustments to Rick's portal gun I'd be able to go to different world but if that won't world then maybe a magic that lets me.
Now a way to be talented in most things I do one of my fantasy's is to be a battle mage swinging around a big as sword and casting spells so maybe a peak adaptability would work and it'd let me use the magic and such in any world I got it.
"Ok I'm ready!"
"What is it that you wish for"
"Ok I want the gluttony skill except with some changes I want it to be able to devoure bloodlines make them the best they can be and have them assimilated into me"
"That can be done but their are some things I need to change you can only get so many as your souls would get damaged if your body was to strong for your soul to control so you have a limit of how many and how strong your bloodlines are until you find a way to strengthen your soul"
"Ok that's fine. My next wish is also kind of a question so Rick's portal gun let's say I managed to adjust it for outside the central finite curve would it be able to take me to other anime and comic worlds? And if so I wish to go to the Rick and Morty world about a month to a couple weeks before Morty gets access to Rick's downloaded brain"
"Yes it would be possible and your wish will be done what is your next wish you only have one more left and to be generous I'll give you a extra one for appearance and such"
"Thank you and my next wish is to be able to have my body adapt to any world I'm in and give me the best talent I can have in things such as magic, fighting and etc and also things like being smart almost perfect memorie and such"
"It is done but your talent will be based off your old body for things you were terrible at you'll only be able to adapt to two levels below being a once in a 1,000 year genius and the things your better at will scale up now your last wish"
"Yess! Ok my last wish or well appearance can you look into my mind and just make it"
"It is done now I will will bring you ti the Rick and Morty world as a bonuse sense you'll be going to other worlds I'll let you be able to change your age as you wish but keep in mind it just changes your looks if your about to die of old age no matter if you change your age to something younger you'll still die"
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Also next chap is gonna be edited by ai it's the same thing I just wanna know what y'all prefer something written by me or have ai rewrite what I already wrote pls lmk